On War or Art of War or Other?

[Kalent]

Not if you're a soldier.

"Sir, the enemy is attempting to flank us! What should we do?"
"A penny saved is a penny earned."
"WHAT??? Sir, we need orders!"
"The mind is like a parachute: it doesn't work unless it's open."
"The enemy has almost overrun our position! What do we do, sir???"
"Don't count-"
*both are obliterated by an artillery shell*

Now, I'm fairly sure that 'treatsie' is not a word, but perhaps you should go and look up 'treatise' before you go and make an ass of yourself by saying something intolerably stupid?

Oh, too late. Still, go look it up. You might actually learn something, abhorrent as that may be to people like you.

May I note that not everybody's a soldier.
The majority of the world's population lives life not as a soldier. Yes, military tactics can be applied in real life to help you in your life, and can give you many teachings and lessons, but the reason you're giving is purely unreasonable. How many people nowadays actually have to deal with getting overran by enemy soldiers?

And the "Treatsies-Treatise" part was my mistake, sorry for my idiocy. Thank you for the good lesson on my vocabulary.