Ghost101's vs Pieman's Songs

[Ghost101]

pieman cont...

Posting for Lord

There's an OTer who's sure
That the forums are gold
And he's posting until he reaches Lord

When he gets there he knows
If the threads are all closed
He gets the title that he came for

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
And he's posting until he reaches Lord

The rules are made clear
But he wants to be sure
'Cause you know that the mods are
watching

In a section not far
There's an Rper who claims
Sometimes all of our posts are
Misunderstood

Ooh, it makes me post more

Ooh, it makes me post more

There's a feeling I get
When I receive some new rep
And my posts keep on crying
For more

In my thoughts I have seen
10 rep bars just for me
And the evny of those
Who came before me

Ooh, it makes me post more

Ooh, it really makes me most more

And it's whispered that soon
If we stop all the trolls
Then the mods will lead us to prosperity

And a new age will dawn
For those who stood long
And the forums will
Echo with laughter

If there's a troll beating on you
Don't be alarmed now
It's just his routine
For the Troll King

There are two ways to post by
But in the long run
There's still time to chage
Before you're banned

And it makes me post more

Your posts are soaring and you can't stop
In case you don't know
The mod's want you to become a Guide

Dear poster, can you see them get banned?
And did you know
Your end goal lies on that same path

And as we flame that stupid noob
Our rep gets higher than it should
There goes an admin we all know
Who has a banhammer and wants to show
The forum rules are good as gold
And if you follow them hard
The truth will come to you at last
When all must choose and choose we will
To be a Guide and not a Troll

And he's posting until he reaches
Lord

Evony Idiot

Don't wanna be an evony idiot.
Don't wanna to click on any of those racy adds.
Can you hear the sound of addiction?
The supposedly "free" christmas packages

Welcome to an old type of Browser Game
All across the worldwide interwebs
Where everything was supposed to work ok
Our Prinsezzin dreams of tomorrow
We're not the ones meant to follow
Have all our hopes crushed in one attack

I may be the noob at evony
I'm not part of an NPC farm agenda
Now everybody do the Teleport Away
And sing along in the Age II Mega-Lag

Welcome to an old type of Browser Game
All across the worldwide interwebs
Where everything was supposed to work ok
Our Prinsezzin dreams of tomorrow
We?re not the ones meant to follow
Have all our hopes crushed in one attack

Don't wanna be an evony idiot
One game controlled by developers
Age II is no impovement
This goes out to evony addicts

Welcome to an old type of Browser Game
All across the worldwide interwebs
Where everything was supposed to work ok
Our Prinsezzin dreams of tomorrow
We're not the ones meant to follow
Have all our hopes crushed in one attack

Free Mod

If I left the forums tomorrow
Would you still remember me?
For I must be moving on, now,
Cause there?s a life out there I have yet to see
I cant stay, fellow posters
Internet friends just aren?t the same
?Cause I?m as free as a mod now
And this mod, has life to go see.
And this mod, has life to go see.
And this mod, has life to go see.
Lord knows, Real life I want to see

Bye bye friends, its been a good time. Yea, yea
And though this addiction I can?t change
But please don?t take this the wrong way
?Cause the Lord knows, you?ve been great to me
And if I stay on these forums,
Real life just couldn?t be the same
And this mod, has life to go see.
And this mod, has life to go see.
And this mod, has life to go see.
Lord knows, Real life I want to see
Lord help me, These people cannot be seen
Won?t you use your mod powers now, Free Mod

To the tune of "I Shot the Sheriff" by Eric Clapton (NOT Bob Marley)

I Spammed OTD

I spammed OTD, but I did not spam in RPG
I spammed OTD, but I did not spam in RPG

In these forums I hang around
The mods track a my posts down
They say they want to bring a ban on me
For the spamming of the RPG
For the sake of the RPG
But I say:

I spammed OTD, but I swear it was retaliation
I spammed OTD, and they say it is an instigation

Trolls in OT, always hated me
For what I don’t know
Every time I made a thread
They flamed the thread ‘till it was dead
They flamed the thread ‘till it was dead
I say:

I spammed OTD, but I swear it was retaliation
I spammed OTD, but I swear it was retaliation

I had suspension lifted
And I went back to OT
Then out of nowhere a troll came up to me
Daring to disagree
So I spammed, I spammed him out
I say:

I spammed OTD, but I did not spam in RPG
I spammed OTD, but I did not spam in RPG

That dumb troll got the better of me
And what is to be must be
Every day I post in the OTD
But one day my legacy must end
Yes, one day my legacy must end
But I say:

I spammed OTD, but I did not spam in RPG, oh no.
I spammed OTD, but I did not spam in RPG, oh no.

To the tune of "American Pie" by Don McLean

The Day The Forums Died

A long, long time ago.
I can still remember
How OTD made us smile
And I knew if I had my chance
My threads would make the people dance
And they would post in it, for a while.

But all the trolls made me shiver
With every flame they would deliever
Bad news in the next post
I couldn’t give on more rep

I can’t remember if I cried
When I read about the losing Pie
But something touched me deep inside
The day, the trolls all died.

So bye-bye, Annoying Forum Troll
Tried to put an end to my thread
But my thread would not die
Them good old mods were watching the whole time
Singin “This’ll be the day that thread dies”
“This’ll be the day that thread dies”

Do you share flames that trolls all love
And do you have faith in Crip above,
If the flamers tell you so?
Do you believe in a good thread
Can a repworthy post straighten out your head
Can I teach you, how to post nice, once in a while?

Well I know that you think I’m a noob
‘Cause I saw you chatting with that dude
You both began to mock,
Man, you just wouldn’t stop

I was a lonely teenage failworthy troll
In the S.9 forum, my posts so dull
But I knew I was out of luck
The day, I got my ban

I started singin
Bye, bye, Expatcat you old troll
Drove the whole server forum
To a great loss of “lol”
Them good old posters kept on flaming me
Singin “You are such a noobish troll”
“You are such a noobish troll”

Oh, for 8 months, acer has been here
Criplockin teaching him to cause fear
And so, another troll was born
And while he grew up to a Lord
His rep grew by the horde
And the stupid posters all went away

And while Milo used IRC
He flooded the chat, astounding me
The mods were told that tale
And on a ban they bailed!
Well, Milo decided to wipe the slate clean
He came back as a submarine
And we all kept it from the mods
The day, Milo was banned

We were singing,
Don’t, go, we miss you Milo
Drove the mods to a ban
By making JaXm your foe
Them good old mods found the effort in vain
A singing “We’re gonna have to ban you again”
“We’re gonna have to ban you again.”

Posting madness all of today
Alzar found a place to stay
His posts got high he wouldn’t be last
He rose to the top, quite too fast
We all flamed him, as he went past
After all, his bad grammar, was unsurpassed

Now, the ban evaders were running amuck
When Darkregionlord, landed here by luck
He treated us all like crap
Oh, he deserved a slap
But his stories rose to the top
As a writer, he wouldn’t stop
We all knew, his age was a prop
The day, Els came back.

We started singin
Alzar, I thought we told you to leave
He became a grammar Nazi
And was kicked out by me
Darkregionlord made even more enemies
And singin “The forum is nothin but Debris”
“The forum is nothin by Debris”

Oh, and there we were all in one place
Ghost came in without a trace
And trolled those of us, who were weak
So come on, write some more songs, and teach me how
I guess it is my turn now
Cause you only, post em, once a week

Oh, I left the forums to find a smile
I came back after a while
Came back to loads of noobs
Introduced myself to you
And as raptor came out for me to see
I found he’s as bad as you or me
I saw trolls laughing with delight
The day, I met the noobs

We were singing
“Bye, bye, leave us you noobs”
If you don’t contribute here
We don’t want you near
To your eye, Good Old Ghost, will bring tears
Singin “All you're worth is a sneer.”
“All you are worth is a sneer".

I met a guy who was known well
Joemanf was his name, and he was swell
He just smiled, and repped away
But then he walked out the Off Topic door
In to PC/Games, he went to explore
And announced to us, he intended, to stay

And Pialpha was there to take his place
To make OTD, not a disgrace
But not a word was spoken
His humor had been broken
Only one poster left, who I admire most
None other than myself, of course
Not that I mean to boast
The day, the forums died

And I was singin
Why, Joe, do you have to go?
You’re the best poster here
We’re gonna miss you, you know
And Pialpha, well he’s an old pro
Singin “ like Edgar Allen Poe,”
“I like Edgar Allen Poe,”

They were singing
“Bye-bye, why must the forums die?”
The posters are all leaving
And I think I might cry
And them good old devs just let out a sigh
Singin “The death of the forums is nigh”