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  1. 05-08-2010, 01:39 PM #1
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    Default Chuck Norris FACTS

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    Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the world down.
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    Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris swam through land.
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    Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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    Chuck norris round house kicks himself in the face to shave.This is because only chuck norris can cut chuck norris.

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    No no no no no no. 'Cuz if it was a bomb, the alarms would go off 'cuz all these hotels have bomb detectors, right?
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    [Alarms sound]
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    Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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    If chuck norris were to ever fight himself he would win.period.

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    No no no no no no. 'Cuz if it was a bomb, the alarms would go off 'cuz all these hotels have bomb detectors, right?
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    [Alarms sound]
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    Chuck Norris had a paper route when he was younger. There were no survivors.
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    Chuck Norris has a beard.
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    The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
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    Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk, and kill.
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