Chuck Norris FACTS

[Axer NZ]

Even if you can't see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can see Chuck Norris, you are about to die.

[kiteguthan]

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

[Holeypaladin]

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a dollar bill and it burst into twenty nickles.

[Rota]

Chuck Norris does not mow the lawn...

... he dares the grass to grow.

[WN1 Hit]

Chuck Norris likes to see people grow hair on their arms and legs, especially woman.

[Axer NZ]

The dinosaurs didn't go extinct: they're just all hiding from Chuck Norris.

[kiteguthan]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

[joemanf]

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

I always laugh at that one.

[Holeypaladin]

They tried to carve Chuck Norris' face onto Mt Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.

[kiteguthan]

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.