Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Thread: Chuck Norris FACTS
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05-08-2010, 02:00 PM #21
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05-08-2010, 02:01 PM #22
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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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05-08-2010, 02:01 PM #23
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There was a thread on this before. Originally Posted by Holeypaladin
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05-08-2010, 02:03 PM #24
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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05-08-2010, 02:05 PM #25
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Here's a little fact.
Chuck Norris can't act because he's a puppet.
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05-08-2010, 02:10 PM #26
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Stop trolling. Idk where everyone got the idea that trolling is cool, but all I know is that it destroys forums if there's too much of it. Originally Posted by Skirata
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
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05-08-2010, 02:11 PM #27
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It's not trolling, it's my opinion. A different opinion is not always trolling, it's just a different opinion. Originally Posted by joemanf
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05-08-2010, 02:11 PM #28
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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05-08-2010, 02:13 PM #29
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True. However, voicing your opinion in a rude way which will only get people annoyed is trolling, which is kinda what you were doing. Originally Posted by Skirata
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05-08-2010, 02:13 PM #30
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Chuck Norris was in a knife fight once. The knife lost.
The Terminator movies were originally going to star Chuck Norris, but then the producer's realized it would just be a documentary, so the went with Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
Every year on his birthday, Chuck Norris picks one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Chuck Norris once popped a boner while lying on his stomach. He struck oil nine miles down.
Outer Space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has only sneezed twice in history. Today we call them Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Skitara, stop being an ass. If you don't think these are funney, then don't read the stupid thread."I'm not crazy, OK? I'm totally, completely sane.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go blow up this dead body."
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