When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris
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Thread: Chuck Norris FACTS
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05-19-2010, 06:47 PM #131
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05-19-2010, 06:54 PM #132
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Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris swims through land.
I like swords.
Originally Posted by Sigilstone17
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05-19-2010, 07:00 PM #133
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Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit.
On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
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05-19-2010, 07:02 PM #134
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Chuck Norris is the reason Earth hasn't been conquered by aliens.
I like swords. Originally Posted by Sigilstone17
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05-19-2010, 07:06 PM #135
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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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05-19-2010, 07:08 PM #136
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Osama and completely disintegrated him. That's why America can't find a trace.
I like swords. Originally Posted by Sigilstone17
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05-19-2010, 08:12 PM #137
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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars, when you go to jail, you hope to stay there because it hurts less.
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05-19-2010, 09:17 PM #138
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If Chuck Norris were to fight himself, he would win. Period.
I like swords. Originally Posted by Sigilstone17
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05-19-2010, 09:24 PM #139
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Chuck Norris is a superhero.
Oh wait, I lied. That's a vast understatement...
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05-20-2010, 01:25 AM #140
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Chuck norris is the only man to roundhouse so quick he was left ground
Im back to wn3 and not Nugent any more
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