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    Chuck norris is so awesome he is the reason why evony is making supper severs

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    Why do you have to roll DM?
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    He's a big guy, okay?
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    Wow, forgot how crazy DoubleM was.
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    Well I've been so ridiculously bored lately, but I haven't knifed anybody up yet.

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    When Chuck Norris sneezes, he moves the earth a mile closer to the sun.
    Last edited by Opium; 07-14-2010 at 09:55 PM.


    'I came here to drink milk and kick ass, and ive just finished my milk'

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    Quote Originally Posted by DoubleM View Post
    evony is making supper severs
    That is great because I am very hungry and I have nobody to make me some supper


    Evony is my homeboy

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    The Big Bang happened when Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked God in the face.

    Did you know that Earthquakes happen when Chuck Norris is angry? The Earth trembles at Chuck Norris' fury.

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    Chuck norris
    pwned jeki chan or what is his name ?

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    Chuck Norris ate Jaws.
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    Holeypaladin is a pretty cool guy.
    I like swords.

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    chuck norris was having a quickie in the cab of his truck a bit of sperm escaped ..... we now know this truck as Optimus Prime

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    OVERKILL the best kind of kill

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    Chuck Norris 1nce shot down a B-2 bomber with is hand in a gun like look and yelled bang.......
    Im'a Fireing my Layzah!!!

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    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA****AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
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    Chuck Norris eats coal and poops diamonds.
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    Holeypaladin is a pretty cool guy.
    I like swords.

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