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  1. 07-21-2010, 12:02 PM #221
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    Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris swam through land.
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    People try to break the ice, Chuck norris Breaks the People.
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    when chuck norris chew's his food all the peeps in the world become hungrey
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    Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
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    Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.


    Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
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    Some people wear superman pajamas, superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
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    >_> thought this thread was dead *sigh*
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    Quote Originally Posted by PREDETOR View Post
    when chuck norris.....
    When Chuck Norris sees someone necroing a thread he makes sure that it stays dead
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    When Chuck Norris falls in water. Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LordSal View Post
    When Chuck Norris sees someone necroing a thread he makes sure that it stays dead
    when chuck norris sees that some one makes predie angrey he stands up and kills that guy
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