There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Thread: Chuck Norris FACTS
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05-08-2010, 02:23 PM #31
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Originally Posted by Montros
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05-08-2010, 06:21 PM #32
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Chuck Norris is unbeatable... Except when Bruce Lee was alive.
Quit.
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05-08-2010, 06:24 PM #33
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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05-08-2010, 07:01 PM #34
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
I like swords. Originally Posted by Sigilstone17
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05-08-2010, 07:21 PM #35
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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05-08-2010, 08:05 PM #36
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Chuck Norris can touch this
OH MAH GAWD I R DURMB HURP DURP
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05-08-2010, 08:07 PM #37
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Chuck Norris lights his cigarettes just by looking at them.
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05-09-2010, 12:56 AM #38
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In America, Chuck watches you
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05-09-2010, 01:07 AM #39
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Actually, Chuck Norris watches you pretty much anywhere you are. Originally Posted by darkchicken
"I'm not crazy, OK? I'm totally, completely sane.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go blow up this dead body."
Agent Washington, Red vs Blue
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05-09-2010, 02:59 AM #40
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When Chuck Norris files taxes, all he sends is a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has never had to paid taxes. EVER.
I like swords. Originally Posted by Sigilstone17
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