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    I also have my banhammer.

    *Hits Chuck upside the head and breaks the neck*

    EDIT: If I said I was the Terminator, I could be talking of something else entirely. There is more than one brand of Terminator out there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jurnis View Post
    I also have my banhammer.

    *Hits Chuck upside the head and breaks the neck*

    EDIT: If I said I was the Terminator, I could be talking of something else entirely. There is more than one brand of Terminator out there.
    Yes, there are 3. 2 of them are full of fail while the other is win. Guess which one you are?

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    Umm...there were far more than three.

    Check the future pal...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jurnis View Post
    Umm...there were far more than three.

    Check the future pal...
    Exactly how many books were there? I thought there was only 3 models. And if there aren't any books, and you're going by Sarah Connor Chronicles, I kindly ask you to leave.

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    There are going to be Terminator armies in the future.

    I am talking about the very first movie...there are many of them...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jurnis View Post
    There are going to be Terminator armies in the future.

    I am talking about the very first movie...there are many of them...
    Yes, but that's only one model... I was going by the three models, you're NOT the cool one :P

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    Jurnis, didn't you use to punish people who got a thread this far off topic?

    If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he'll say "three till". If you ask "three till what?" he'll wait 3 seconds, then kill you.
    "I'm not crazy, OK? I'm totally, completely sane.
    Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go blow up this dead body."
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    (Actually, I'd simply slide it back onto topic.)

    FACT: He has a beard. This beard is special because these hairs have the strength of suspension bridge cables.

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    Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there's no signs of life there.
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    Holeypaladin is a pretty cool guy.
    I like swords.

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