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    I often see three reoccurring questions by people on the forums that I would like to give some simple answers to...

    Question: I can't talk for free!?!

    Answer: Speakers are free on the wheel and dropped by NPC. Besides silence is golden, and if Evony sold items to mute players, I might just become a coiner to silence all those who say "where are the boobs"

    Question: Honor should be a good thing right? How come it isn't in this game?

    Answer: An honorable man will lay his jacket down on a puddle so that a lady may cross the puddle without getting her feet wet. A man of no honor will have a dry jacket.... Honor has it's downsides in real life as well.

    Question: How come I get these chests that I have no use for?

    Answer: How come I have two nipples that I have no use for? .... Some things in life have no explination.

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    An honourable man may lay down his jacket. But a fun man would offer her a piggyback ride down the street.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TCWNME View Post
    An honourable man may lay down his jacket. But a fun man would offer her a piggyback ride down the street.
    hehe... I'll have to remember that next time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IamDRAMA View Post
    I often see three reoccurring questions by people on the forums that I would like to give some simple answers to...

    Question: I can't talk for free!?!

    Answer: Speakers are free on the wheel and dropped by NPC. Besides silence is golden, and if Evony sold items to mute players, I might just become a coiner to silence all those who say "where are the boobs"

    Question: Honor should be a good thing right? How come it isn't in this game?

    Answer: An honorable man will lay his jacket down on a puddle so that a lady may cross the puddle without getting her feet wet. A man of no honor will have a dry jacket.... Honor has it's downsides in real life as well.

    Question: How come I get these chests that I have no use for?

    Answer: How come I have two nipples that I have no use for? .... Some things in life have no explination.
    Yes, speakers are free from the wheel of fortune, should one be fortunate enough to win some, but just getting people to read forums is the main problem; hence they keep asking the same questions yet keep ignoring the answers.

    what would i do in the man/woman/jacket situation? i'd call a buddy and have him wait on the other side of the street while i threw her over the street, where he'd be waiting to catch her.

    Honor is gained when you fight an npc or city and win. You don't have to conquer them, just win (i.e. plunder) honor reduces your troops healing speed, but it helps win more medals, so it's kind of a catch 22. Also, if you're the underdog in a fight (lower town hall etc, you gain a lot more prestige, but you still have to win in order to get any.

    aaah the chests. every so often, someone you recently contacted will send you a happiness chest, but this is a LIIIIIIE!!! first, you barely know each other, second, they didn't send it, the system did, and third, you have to pay $30, that's right, cash M O N E Y, to get a key and open one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by drphil3 View Post
    Yes, speakers are free from the wheel of fortune, should one be fortunate enough to win some, but just getting people to read forums is the main problem; hence they keep asking the same questions yet keep ignoring the answers.

    what would i do in the man/woman/jacket situation? i'd call a buddy and have him wait on the other side of the street while i threw her over the street, where he'd be waiting to catch her.

    Honor is gained when you fight an npc or city and win. You don't have to conquer them, just win (i.e. plunder) honor reduces your troops healing speed, but it helps win more medals, so it's kind of a catch 22. Also, if you're the underdog in a fight (lower town hall etc, you gain a lot more prestige, but you still have to win in order to get any.

    aaah the chests. every so often, someone you recently contacted will send you a happiness chest, but this is a LIIIIIIE!!! first, you barely know each other, second, they didn't send it, the system did, and third, you have to pay $30, that's right, cash M O N E Y, to get a key and open one.




    a few things wrong here...

    1) yaaa id like to see you throw a female across a street... not very practical or nice.
    2) its been a while since ive gotten HONOR from an NPC
    3) The system only sends u a package once another PLAYER on your friends list or in ur alliance buys 30$ worth. Also you are not paying 30$ to get a key, u are paying 30$ to get 300 game cents. the packages and keys are just bonuses.
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    Quote Originally Posted by drphil3 View Post
    Honor is gained when you fight an npc or city and win. You don't have to conquer them, just win (i.e. plunder) honor reduces your troops healing speed, but it helps win more medals, so it's kind of a catch 22. Also, if you're the underdog in a fight (lower town hall etc, you gain a lot more prestige, but you still have to win in order to get any.
    Wow. My dislike has grown to hate.

    You didn't realize the purpose of this thread and then posted misleading information answering questions that weren't asked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by drphil3 View Post
    Yes, speakers are free from the wheel of fortune, should one be fortunate enough to win some, but just getting people to read forums is the main problem; hence they keep asking the same questions yet keep ignoring the answers.

    what would i do in the man/woman/jacket situation? i'd call a buddy and have him wait on the other side of the street while i threw her over the street, where he'd be waiting to catch her.

    Honor is gained when you fight an npc or city and win. You don't have to conquer them, just win (i.e. plunder) honor reduces your troops healing speed, but it helps win more medals, so it's kind of a catch 22. Also, if you're the underdog in a fight (lower town hall etc, you gain a lot more prestige, but you still have to win in order to get any.

    aaah the chests. every so often, someone you recently contacted will send you a happiness chest, but this is a LIIIIIIE!!! first, you barely know each other, second, they didn't send it, the system did, and third, you have to pay $30, that's right, cash M O N E Y, to get a key and open one.
    1. Stop trying so hard.

    2. Stop posting incorrect information.

    3. Learn the game before posting like you know anything about the game. There are already many on these forums who have been here longer than you have who know and have contributed a lot more than you have or know. The only reputation you've managed to gain for yourself is one of ignorance, annoyance and someone who thinks they know more than they know.
    But....the eternal ray of sunshine REALLY wanted to see you, so I helped brighten your day by removing the city from around you! ^.^

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    Quote Originally Posted by IamDRAMA View Post

    Answer: How come I have two nipples that I have no use for? .... Some things in life have no explination.
    LOL great answer

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    sorry dear your butt makes your butt look big

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    Quote Originally Posted by IamDRAMA View Post
    Answer: How come I have two nipples that I have no use for? .... Some things in life have no explination.
    Ever heard of nipple clamps

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    Quote Originally Posted by drphil3 View Post
    Honor is gained when you fight an npc or city and win. You don't have to conquer them, just win (i.e. plunder) honor reduces your troops healing speed, but it helps win more medals, so it's kind of a catch 22.
    With such clueless knowledge I cant wait to see a guide from you of any kind. It would make for a hilarious laugh. Others here have picked out all your errors except one. Honor does NOT help you win more medals. It has absolutely no impact on medals.

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