"What country am I in?" (they mean state, of course)

"If I use the teleporter, will I lose all my people?"

"Why can't I build anything?"

"Why is my pigeon flashing red?"

"I need ally's. Will someone be my ally?"

And my favorite...

"I hate this stoopid game. any1 who plays this is a loooser. Whos with me?"

(Do they really think anyone is going to jump on their bandwagon after they just called us losers?)