step 1. let them hit you first,
step 2 get an mt city slot.
step 3 take a lvl 1 flat inside there strong hold.
step 4 build city.
step 5 make 300 scouts an get afew heros.
step 6 start attacking every valley from everyone in there alliance.
step 7 recall troops after valley is won.
step 8 abandon valley
step 9 wait for nasty messages ingame
step 10 reply to there messages with a hahaha. im already colonized
step 11 rinse an repeat as needed
step 12 laff at one woman crying in her message to you about doing it, an she tells you shes a soldier in Iraq an shes 44 yrs old an to please stop ruining her game.
step 13 get your alliance members to start going it
step 14 have lulz
step 15 post on forums how to pi$$ off a suzerain
step 16 wait for people to bash the idea an say grow up an leave them alone for attacking you first.
step 17 go back to game an look for more valley to abandon (lvl 8-10 are best)
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