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    Default FML Lines :P

    Haha sorry for putting this up, if you think its stupid..well get over it..
    its a off-discussion topic..
    so anyways! got any good Fml Lines? (F*** my life.) (Mods sorry if this is inappropriate, please say)
    well post them here!
    Ill start :P
    Today, my wife and I ate at a revolving restaurant high above the city. We saw our car parked down below, and joked that it would be funny if we saw it getting stolen and couldn't do anything about it. When we got back to the car, it had been broken into. FML
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    About 99.9999999% of FML is fake... and if I really wanted to see some FML lines, I'll just go to their site tyvm

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    Quote Originally Posted by cankerpOOp View Post
    Haha sorry for putting this up, if you think its stupid..well get over it..
    its a off-discussion topic..
    so anyways! got any good Fml Lines? (F*** my life.) (Mods sorry if this is inappropriate, please say)
    well post them here!
    Ill start :P
    Today, my wife and I ate at a revolving restaurant high above the city. We saw our car parked down below, and joked that it would be funny if we saw it getting stolen and couldn't do anything about it. When we got back to the car, it had been broken into. FML
    Idk if mods approve of the thread or swearing, might be locked but anyway.

    This happend to my friend....

    He was talking to his other guy about how hot this girl is and how he is about to ask her out later, The other guy leaves 5 minutes later, and comes back smiling. He asked her out. (Its true,happend awhile ago). idk any good fml's that happend to me so meh...

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    All the good ones have something not appropriate for this site.
    Reality scripted TV.
    Chasing fifteen minutes of fame.
    Fight over fuel.
    Violence in school.
    The youth are as confused as I am.

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    "Today, I found out that a woman has a really big crush on me. She's a prospective client and won't sign the contract unless I go on a date with her - my boss can't quite see the harm in it. Somehow I think my fiancee would. FML"

    That's a good one I think is appropriate..
    Quit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirata View Post
    Cant see it.

    EDIT: nvm.

    EDIT:EDIT: yay, 600th post

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    This thread is not headed in a good direction. FML in its own nature is inappropriate
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