Quote Originally Posted by cankerpOOp View Post
Haha sorry for putting this up, if you think its stupid..well get over it..
its a off-discussion topic..
so anyways! got any good Fml Lines? (F*** my life.) (Mods sorry if this is inappropriate, please say)
well post them here!
Ill start :P Today, my wife and I ate at a revolving restaurant high above the city. We saw our car parked down below, and joked that it would be funny if we saw it getting stolen and couldn't do anything about it. When we got back to the car, it had been broken into. FML
Idk if mods approve of the thread or swearing, might be locked but anyway.

This happend to my friend....

He was talking to his other guy about how hot this girl is and how he is about to ask her out later, The other guy leaves 5 minutes later, and comes back smiling. He asked her out. (Its true,happend awhile ago). idk any good fml's that happend to me so meh...