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Thread: R.I.P. Gary Coleman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aramis View Post
    Chapter 1

    "Where am I?" Gary Coleman muttered, slowly sitting up and looking around. A short man, with a glorious Beard made from the shavings of heaven kneeled down.
    "Hey, Billy Mays here and you have been selected to help with our crime detection Agency!"
    "Now Now William!" And Old, dapper manly looking woman scolded. "My sweet little boy child has had a hard path to get here, and we must not fuss him so! He is not as simple as Betty White, that philandering Hussy!"

    "Bea Arthur?!" Gary Coleman Muttered. "Billy Mays? Am, Am I dead?" Brittney Murphy picked him up, smiled brightly
    "Oh my god it is a talking baby!"
    "Quiet you precocious fool!" Bea Snapped.

    "Gary Coleman, you have been brought back to life in order to help solve mysteries of mysteries. We must leave at once!"


    Who can continue this?

    I came. I saw. I lold.

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    Hmm, really?

    ...and here I thought this was just another 4chan rumor.

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    He paid a vicious price for fame. He and many other exploited child stars learned a hard lesson. Thanks to those lessons, we now have laws to protect their well-earned money from unscrupulous parents.

    Thank you, Gary.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lazzzzzzzzalicious! View Post
    i started to read this and agree with everything rota says. if people just listened to him the forums would be a better place.
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    Rota is correct.

    I don't even understand the question.

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    No.

    Sorry folks. No threads dedicated to a dead celebrity. Or a live one for that matter.

    Aramis' idea about a story looks good, however. Original and creative. I invite him to pursue this in the Stories section of the forum.

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