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    Threat them as you would threat a 54 Chevy.
    Last edited by WarAddict; 05-31-2010 at 01:16 AM.

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    Keep one of these in your fridge at all times for emergencies


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hyena View Post
    *facepalm*
    Ya know you want to make meh a sandwich.
    Reality scripted TV.
    Chasing fifteen minutes of fame.
    Fight over fuel.
    Violence in school.
    The youth are as confused as I am.

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    Yeah. I'd have better luck getting a gf by doing what I usually do than with your all's advice...

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    Throw rocks at them and bark like a mad dog.
    If that doesnt get you a gf nothing will.

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    No no no no no no. 'Cuz if it was a bomb, the alarms would go off 'cuz all these hotels have bomb detectors, right?
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    hahaha lol funny people.

    Here's a tip, goes both ways, if you like someone, find the courage to let them know. Even if you get rejected, as long as you said what you said. No regrets. =)

    Want kudos pts, tell your lady or a complete stranger how beautiful/pretty/smart/funny etc she really is. Learn to compliment. It'll make her day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rasterbee View Post
    Keep one of these in your fridge at all times for emergencies

    Hey, I'll second that advice!

    Try not to insult her intelligence.

    Special Props To Don Ezio for this!

    In war, victory. In peace, vigilance. In death, sacrifice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fallbreeze View Post
    Hey, I'll second that advice!

    Try not to insult her intelligence.
    Why do girls need to go to school for? There's no Sandwich making class!
    Reality scripted TV.
    Chasing fifteen minutes of fame.
    Fight over fuel.
    Violence in school.
    The youth are as confused as I am.

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    Home Ec...!
    *Gets out the makings for a tripe and pate sandwich for Revo...*

    Special Props To Don Ezio for this!

    In war, victory. In peace, vigilance. In death, sacrifice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fallbreeze View Post
    Home Ec...!
    *Gets out the makings for a tripe and pate sandwich for Revo...*
    But thats one class! Why do they need Math, or science?

    -Prepares for sandwich-
    Reality scripted TV.
    Chasing fifteen minutes of fame.
    Fight over fuel.
    Violence in school.
    The youth are as confused as I am.

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