I have a tip. Hit on every person you see. Not just the women either.15,000 no's and and 1 err, sure... means yes!
Have fun being ignorant and close-minded your entire life.
But you could change and join the rest of the civilized world....oh, but another tip to get a girl.
Um...tell jokes, but not bad ones.
Tell unforced and non-awkward humorous observations and anecdotes about her, you, your surroundings, recent events, popular culture, the weather, politics, or any other of the many topics that you and her may connect through. Make her laugh. Not at how silly you're being, but with you.
Last edited by rasterbee; 05-31-2010 at 03:48 AM. Reason: such bad spelling
Do not, under any circumstances, be yourself.
Seriously, be someone completely different.
And not yourself.
Also, don't be nice, girls hate nice guys. They only date jerks, until they're maybe 25 or so. So be a complete and utter jerk to them, and you'll get lots of girls. The worse you treat them, the more girls you'll get.
Addendum to above: Girls love to know you're getting anger management therapy...
Special Props To Don Ezio for this!
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