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    I have a tip. Hit on every person you see. Not just the women either. 15,000 no's and and 1 err, sure... means yes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirata View Post
    Yeah. I'd have better luck getting a gf by doing what I usually do than with your all's advice...
    I dont want a gay friend
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    Quote Originally Posted by TCWNME View Post
    I have a tip. Hit on every person you see. Not just the women either. 15,000 no's and and 1 err, sure... means yes!
    LOL that's hilarious. My tip, just don't say stupid pick up lines

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    Quote Originally Posted by Revoltion View Post
    But thats one class! Why do they need Math, or science?

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    Science: Adding Foxglove to a sandwich may not be the best secret ingredient...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mopster View Post
    I dont want a gay friend
    Have fun being ignorant and close-minded your entire life.

    But you could change and join the rest of the civilized world....oh, but another tip to get a girl.

    Um...tell jokes, but not bad ones.

    Tell unforced and non-awkward humorous observations and anecdotes about her, you, your surroundings, recent events, popular culture, the weather, politics, or any other of the many topics that you and her may connect through. Make her laugh. Not at how silly you're being, but with you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fallbreeze View Post
    Math: 1 Revo + 1 sandwich = total silence.
    Science: Adding Foxglove to a sandwich may not be the best secret ingredient...
    TC....Avenge me!!!!

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    Do not, under any circumstances, be yourself.

    Seriously, be someone completely different.

    And not yourself.

    Also, don't be nice, girls hate nice guys. They only date jerks, until they're maybe 25 or so. So be a complete and utter jerk to them, and you'll get lots of girls. The worse you treat them, the more girls you'll get.
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    Addendum to above: Girls love to know you're getting anger management therapy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holeypaladin View Post
    So be a complete and utter jerk to them, and you'll get lots of girls. The worse you treat them, the more girls you'll get.
    Why is this so true? Knowingly give a girl an STD and she'll be your's forever.

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