
Originally Posted by
Conrad_Jalowski
O! How powerless is cold reason to the pulsating membrane that is love. I have consumed such a mellaginous substance, the sweet form of your divine beauty. Your form voluptuous, your eyes piercing and like burning flames your beauty overwhelms me with an intoxicating joy. Your beauty is not meretricious for you resemble a prancing nymph of old, a maiden clothed in a great effulgence. Your smile is pure and your teeth are as white as pearls. Your tender lips are rose ensanguined and your skin is creamy and smooth. O! Pulchritudinous nymph, do not abandon me in this withered and tenebrous world!
I think I'll just repeat this word for word when I'm on a date. If that doesn't get me anywhere, nothing will.
"I'm not crazy, OK? I'm totally, completely sane.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go blow up this dead body."
Agent Washington, Red vs Blue
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