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    Yeah then they ask you... How are you so smooth? I got all my tips of the mmorpg Evony's forum. Great job guys

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    Write the Girl a poem.

    My Dad did that and has been with my mum for near on 17 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alzar View Post
    Yeah then they ask you... How are you so smooth? I got all my tips of the mmorpg Evony's forum. Great job guys

    its a MMORTS NOT MMORPG

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    So many girls THINK they want a nice guy when in actuality being a jerk works a whole lot better...

    Take it from a guy who's seen all the best girls choose jerks over himself... it happens. A lot.
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    Holeypaladin is a pretty cool guy.
    I like swords.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holeypaladin View Post
    So many girls THINK they want a nice guy when in actuality being a jerk works a whole lot better...

    Take it from a guy who's seen all the best girls choose jerks over himself... it happens. A lot.
    If thats the case, they clearly aren't the best girls in the world.


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    If you want to get a girl. Invite her to lunch.(McDonald's) don't want to spend too much money on her. Then take her to your house, and she will have to pay you back with what men what and what woman need. Always works for me

    I cant believe no1 has posted this one..

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    O! How powerless is cold reason to the pulsating membrane that is love. I have consumed such a mellaginous substance, the sweet form of your divine beauty. Your form voluptuous, your eyes piercing and like burning flames your beauty overwhelms me with an intoxicating joy. Your beauty is not meretricious for you resemble a prancing nymph of old, a maiden clothed in a great effulgence. Your smile is pure and your teeth are as white as pearls. Your tender lips are rose ensanguined and your skin is creamy and smooth. O! Pulchritudinous nymph, do not abandon me in this withered and tenebrous world!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conrad_Jalowski View Post
    O! How powerless is cold reason to the pulsating membrane that is love. I have consumed such a mellaginous substance, the sweet form of your divine beauty. Your form voluptuous, your eyes piercing and like burning flames your beauty overwhelms me with an intoxicating joy. Your beauty is not meretricious for you resemble a prancing nymph of old, a maiden clothed in a great effulgence. Your smile is pure and your teeth are as white as pearls. Your tender lips are rose ensanguined and your skin is creamy and smooth. O! Pulchritudinous nymph, do not abandon me in this withered and tenebrous world!
    Site your sources.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conrad_Jalowski View Post
    O! How powerless is cold reason to the pulsating membrane that is love. I have consumed such a mellaginous substance, the sweet form of your divine beauty. Your form voluptuous, your eyes piercing and like burning flames your beauty overwhelms me with an intoxicating joy. Your beauty is not meretricious for you resemble a prancing nymph of old, a maiden clothed in a great effulgence. Your smile is pure and your teeth are as white as pearls. Your tender lips are rose ensanguined and your skin is creamy and smooth. O! Pulchritudinous nymph, do not abandon me in this withered and tenebrous world!
    I think I'll just repeat this word for word when I'm on a date. If that doesn't get me anywhere, nothing will.
    "I'm not crazy, OK? I'm totally, completely sane.
    Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go blow up this dead body."
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    if you really want to get a girl ..

    SHOWER ..
    BRUSH YOUR TEETH..
    GET A HAIRCUT ..

    ohhh yes


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