Tips to get girls

[Pieman]

Omg, I got followers! Everybody, I need a snapshot!! Quick, gather around me, k, now smile for the camera!

[iNaomi]

Cheezz!!

[Pieman]

Yay! This ones going on the cover, xD
I've never had followers before! Unless you count the 114 members of my fan club, but they just envy me.

[armbarchris]

Please; Conrad gets more tail than the rest of us mortals combined.

[Brooke ♥♥]

I see a 40 year old virgin in the making :0

Takes one to see one. But I happen disagree, But eh, What do I matter...

Agreed... for certain...

Ew.

I second that.

It's technically 3rd. Mods have to know how to count aswell.

Omg, I got followers! Everybody, I need a snapshot!! Quick, gather around me, k, now smile for the camera!

I know you're not used to it.

[DoomedPred]

Here is a way that is 100% garunteed to catch you a female.

Step one: Go to a shop that sells the decorative war stilts woman use for hiding shortness and to appear more intimidating to rival female.
EG:

Step two: Take most expensive pair.

Step three: Purchase trap like so:


Step four: Place decorative war stilts in trap and leave with sign saying "FREE" in trap.

You should catch female with in 10 minutes, maybe even catch two female.

[Skirata]

Please; Conrad gets more tail than the rest of us mortals combined.

I get tail, bro...

[Saraaa]

Here is a way that is 100% garunteed to catch you a female.

Step one: Go to a shop that sells the decorative war stilts woman use for hiding shortness and to appear more intimidating to rival female.
EG:

Step two: Take most expensive pair.

Step three: Purchase trap like so:


Step four: Place decorative war stilts in trap and leave with sign saying "FREE" in trap.

You should catch female with in 10 minutes, maybe even catch two female.

ohh those are actually nice heels want them

[Japengo]

*sets heels in the trap and waits for Saraaa*

[iNaomi]

Oh I like that heels. I love shiney things... OH LOOK!!