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Stranger: I want to go to Oxford.
You: d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!? OK???
Stranger: I didn't ignore you
You: oh
Stranger: I did stel your pie
You: well why?
Stranger: I like pie.
Stranger: A lot.
You: But why did you steal mine?
Stranger: I like you.
Stranger: And your pie.
You: oh
You: *sob sob* Mommy this man is trying to do me


Stranger: I'm a woman.
You: Your a peeeeedo
Stranger: You're annoying
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