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    Quote Originally Posted by Are View Post
    Omegle...
    Home of pedos.
    If you like pedos, then its not that bad, right?
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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: I want to go to Oxford.
    You: d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!? OK???
    Stranger: I didn't ignore you
    You: oh
    Stranger: I did stel your pie
    You: well why?
    Stranger: I like pie.
    Stranger: A lot.
    You: But why did you steal mine?
    Stranger: I like you.
    Stranger: And your pie.
    You: oh
    You: *sob sob* Mommy this man is trying to do me
    Stranger: I'm a woman.
    You: Your a peeeeedo
    Stranger: You're annoying
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LaoOmologo View Post
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: I want to go to Oxford.
    You: d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!? OK???
    Stranger: I didn't ignore you
    You: oh
    Stranger: I did stel your pie
    You: well why?
    Stranger: I like pie.
    Stranger: A lot.
    You: But why did you steal mine?
    Stranger: I like you.
    Stranger: And your pie.
    You: oh
    You: *sob sob* Mommy this man is trying to do me
    Stranger: I'm a woman.
    You: Your a peeeeedo
    Stranger: You're annoying
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    LOL so obviously fake, yet so funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaoOmologo View Post
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: I want to go to Oxford.
    You: d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!?d00d why did you steal my pie and then ignore me?!?!?!?!? OK???
    Stranger: I didn't ignore you
    You: oh
    Stranger: I did stel your pie
    You: well why?
    Stranger: I like pie.
    Stranger: A lot.
    You: But why did you steal mine?
    Stranger: I like you.
    Stranger: And your pie.
    You: oh
    You: *sob sob* Mommy this man is trying to do me
    Stranger: I'm a woman.
    You: Your a peeeeedo
    Stranger: You're annoying
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    Don't let all the noobs here know what happens on Omegle... Let them find out how we found out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirata View Post
    Don't let all the noobs here know what happens on Omegle... Let them find out how we found out.
    Sorry, I didn't know. I will not repeat, unless it is in skype
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    Quote Originally Posted by LaoOmologo View Post
    Sorry, I didn't know. I will not repeat, unless it is in skype
    We all make mistakes, my child.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirata View Post
    We all make mistakes, my child.
    I bow to your divine power
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    Quote Originally Posted by LaoOmologo View Post
    I bow to your divine power
    Just pray three times a day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirata View Post
    Just pray three times a day.
    I will ............
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    Quote Originally Posted by LaoOmologo View Post
    I will ............
    Perhaps if your faith is strong I will allow you to ascend my heavenly plane of existence.

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