Never tell a girl that you are just wanting to be with her because you are hoping to step up and bag her much hotter mother. They tend to get upset.
Tips to get girls ...
Hang out at the Laundromat (Justin Bieber).
Tell her she smells pretty (Johnny Bravo).
Ask her, "Are you an angel?", all gooey-eyed. (9-year-old Anakin Skywalker)
Charm her with a poem:
(Bill & Ted)Oh, you beautiful babes from England,
for whom we have traveled through time...
will you go to the prom with us in San Dimas?
We will have a most triumphant time!
Be brash like a brute (psycho) about it:
"I want to stab you to death and then play around with your blood." (Patrick Bateman)
Be abstract, be very very abstract! "You're everything I never knew I always wanted."
Tips to get a girl.
1. Log into RussianBride.com and register.
2. Make your selection from the many, many fine Russian girls*.
3. Click on Pay Now.
4. Wait 6 weeks for delivery.
5. Get out and show off your new girlfriend.
* Actual girls available may not resemble the images displayed on this site. You paid for it, it's yours - no refunds.
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Rodri; make sure you take her to a spray and wash before you show her around. Those Chernobyl Fig Beatles are freaking crazy looking and they will bite you and tear skin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWMOEVdXR2o
OFWGKTA
<18:16>From [Midnight1] : whats up with kills? is he that bad of a bish?
Someone should start a "tips to get boys" thread.
Unfortunately, women are a lot harder to figure out than men.
*Looks down at 25,000 piece puzzle of some random girl*
Sh**.
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