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    Quote Originally Posted by MsArianna View Post
    be truthful, dont check out other girls, be funny, be confident but not overly so, and dont freak a girl out
    also, no shirtless mirror pics on your facebook page....... especially if those are not abs and arms, but just skin and bones... haha

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    Never tell a girl that you are just wanting to be with her because you are hoping to step up and bag her much hotter mother. They tend to get upset.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashley39 View Post
    no no girls hate that, treat them like a princess
    your right on that one ashley! seems to be working for me lol
    always say how good they look
    hang out with them and listen to what they have to say and respond! lol
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    Tips to get girls ...

    Hang out at the Laundromat (Justin Bieber).

    Tell her she smells pretty (Johnny Bravo).

    Ask her, "Are you an angel?", all gooey-eyed. (9-year-old Anakin Skywalker)

    Charm her with a poem:
    Oh, you beautiful babes from England,
    for whom we have traveled through time...
    will you go to the prom with us in San Dimas?
    We will have a most triumphant time!
    (Bill & Ted)

    Be brash like a brute (psycho) about it:
    "I want to stab you to death and then play around with your blood." (Patrick Bateman)

    Be abstract, be very very abstract! "You're everything I never knew I always wanted."

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    Tips to get a girl.

    1. Log into RussianBride.com and register.
    2. Make your selection from the many, many fine Russian girls*.
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    4. Wait 6 weeks for delivery.
    5. Get out and show off your new girlfriend.



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    Rodri; make sure you take her to a spray and wash before you show her around. Those Chernobyl Fig Beatles are freaking crazy looking and they will bite you and tear skin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravenwings View Post
    Tips to get girls ...

    Hang out at the Laundromat (Justin Bieber).

    Tell her she smells pretty (Johnny Bravo).

    Ask her, "Are you an angel?", all gooey-eyed. (9-year-old Anakin Skywalker)
    None of them have been/ get women.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWMOEVdXR2o
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    Someone should start a "tips to get boys" thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boleslav View Post
    Someone should start a "tips to get boys" thread.
    kit won't be as good as this one though

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    Unfortunately, women are a lot harder to figure out than men.

    *Looks down at 25,000 piece puzzle of some random girl*

    Sh**.

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