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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravenwings View Post
    I was about to reply to this one with something highly inappropriate ... but I know it'll get me banned for sure.



    I still hold true to my previous tips in this thread.
    You won't get banned, just a few infraction points.

    New Pro tip: Be like Raven.
    Reality scripted TV.
    Chasing fifteen minutes of fame.
    Fight over fuel.
    Violence in school.
    The youth are as confused as I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Revoltion View Post
    New Pro tip: Be like Raven.
    That's not a very good tip, bud. (Ssshhh I'll lose my customers!)

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    ^ Huh?

    If that was sarcasm ... I lol'd.

    On second thought ... well done for a very good depiction of what a jerk is (in your post, that is).
    Last edited by Quantum Leap; 06-02-2010 at 03:32 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WehrWulfe View Post
    The Proper Way To Treat A Woman.


    1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will
    keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

    2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If
    she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really hard until she cries (this will
    impress her by showing her what a strong man you are).

    3. Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are
    like dogs; they love to be roughed up.

    4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is,
    say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show
    her you care.

    5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her
    fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every
    girl needs some improvement.

    6. Recognize the small things, as they usually mean the most. Then when
    she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry
    is for pussies.

    7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is,
    stare into her eyes, mouth the words " you" and grab the other girl's
    butt. Girls love competition.

    8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for mile so she thinks
    it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When
    she starts to get upset, tell her you were just kidding and now you're
    really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts
    crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean over and whisper
    very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

    9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick." Women love those special
    nicknames.

    10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

    11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her our jacket, because
    then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't
    stop complaining about the cold right now, you're going to be complaining
    about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

    12. Take her to a party. When you get there, she'll have to go to the
    bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party
    is dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you all night.

    13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick
    the pet. I always find stuff like that funny...why shouldn't girls?

    14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10
    minutes, then jump up and scream in her ear. Repeat until she goes home and
    you can use your arms for more important things (like basketball).

    15. After you have made love, say "listen toots, put your knickers back on
    and go make me a cup of tea".
    If she laughs, is not out of the bed within 3 seconds, is not back within
    3.5 minutes, or the tea is crap/does not come with decent biscuits (or any
    combination of the above) tell her that it's over until she learns to make
    better cups of tea; a Woman loves to better herself - give her the chance to
    do so.

    16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her
    self-confidence, then you can never turn her into the object she deep down
    desires to be.

    17. Every time you're in her house, steal one of her shoes, earrings or
    anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way,
    she'll go crazy.

    18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order, interrupt and
    say "no, she's not hungry." Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that
    speaks for her.

    19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then punch her in the face. Girls love a
    spontaneous guy.

    20. Give her one of your t-shirts, and make sure it has your smell on it
    (but not a sexy cologne smell...a bad smell. You know what I'm talking
    about).

    21. When it's raining, keep asking her if she's crying. She'll say "no, it's
    just the rain." Ten minutes later, turn to her and just scream at her to
    stop crying. Girls like a tough man.

    22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

    23. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This
    way she'll think you're mysterious.

    24. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her that
    material objects arent important. The only thing that's important is that
    she keeps you happy, and your happiness is the greatest present she can ever
    get.

    25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas or just
    whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then, next time you know she's
    coming over on a trash day, leave the trash can open and have the present
    visibly sticking out of the can.

    26. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise
    her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure
    that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call that you're going to
    tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited, then don't call.

    27. If you're ever travelling on public transport in a foreign country with
    your girlfriend, make sure you stand near the automatic doors. When the
    bus/train is at a platform and the doors are about to close, push her off
    (if she falls over it's a bonus as she is less likely to be able to re-board
    said vehicle). This will leave her stranded in a strange place with no way
    of getting home?. What an adventure! And will also teach her to never say
    your relationship lacks 'spice' again.
    classy.......................


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    I still have the most effective things included in my earlier response...

    And yet they're all things I'm not willing to lower myself enough to actually do... and thus is my dilemma.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sigilstone17 View Post
    Holeypaladin is a pretty cool guy.
    I like swords.

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    For anyone who thinks that really long post wherwulfe made was sarcastic, remember its proven that girls like being treated badly by their men.

    And anyone who want to quickly hop on and disagree, watch and see how long those relationships where men treat women like they are princesses last.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWMOEVdXR2o
    OFWGKTA
    <18:16>From [Midnight1] : whats up with kills? is he that bad of a bish?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBlugga View Post
    For anyone who thinks that really long post wherwulfe made was sarcastic, remember its proven that girls like being treated badly by their men.

    And anyone who want to quickly hop on and disagree, watch and see how long those relationships where men treat women like they are princesses last.
    Hey, teenager who thinks that when we say 'get girls' we mean have a 1-night stand....

    Go to college, get it out of your system. Then come back and edit your post.

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    Hey, little punk who misread my post.

    Go out there, Find a girl you like and treat them like an angel, do everything for them.

    See how long it lasts.

    Chances are it'll be about a year- two years max.

    There is always exceptions as not all women are the same.

    Go out there, and be a tad rude, for some reason, even nice girls enjoy this.

    I don't mean treat them like dirt, bu don't be luvvy duvvy all the time.

    So please read the post captain numnuts.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWMOEVdXR2o
    OFWGKTA
    <18:16>From [Midnight1] : whats up with kills? is he that bad of a bish?

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    Hey punk who likes to start stupid fights over things that are different for different people.

    I'm sorry that the girls you treat nice leave you.

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    To be homest Wehrwulfe's post was probably just copied and pasted. However it was funny. Also BigBlugga is right. You just get weird and actually clingy if you're too nice, you also might come a cross as gay.
    @Rastabee: You replied and started it...

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