So i was pwning this noob...

[Skirata]

So I was still pwning this noob who hadn't quit for some reason and then the un-noob quit and the sons of b****es at evony banned and I was like "wtf i'ma go troll."

So after becoming uber rich I decided I would call Evony and see what they were up to. After finding out that the noob who attacked me was still playing I had them delete his account. In the end, I pwn this n00b irl and online.

[woody513]

So after becoming uber rich I decided I would call Evony and see what they were up to. After finding out that the noob who attacked me was still playing I had them delete his account. In the end, I pwn this n00b irl and online.

So I was pwning this imaginary noob when this Stephen Hawking look-a-like said he pwned me and I was like haha you look like a dead cat.

[Darrenb209]

So i was pwning this noob one time and it was darrenb209 so i decided to blow up his emo-misery smiley-ness with some spare dynamite i had and everyone thanked me cuz they were sick of being reminded about sadness and emo-ness.

uh what about my sig is sad/emo?

[woody513]

uh what about my sig is sad/emo?

Here you're not clever son.

[criplockin]

uh what about my sig is sad/emo?

O hai! ****

[Skirata]

So I was pwning this imaginary noob when this Stephen Hawking look-a-like said he pwned me and I was like haha you look like a dead cat.

So, this guy tells me that I look like a dead cat and I'm like "wtf is his problem?" So, I plant CP in his computer and call the cops. I pwned the n00b so hard.

[Darrenb209]

O hai! ****

No I really want to know why everyone has a problem with me.

[criplockin]

So i was pwning this noob when i realized 2 uber noobs were having a fight, little did these uber noobs know they are just in my imagination and even if they win i still pwn them.

[woody513]

So, this guy tells me that I look like a dead cat and I'm like "wtf is his problem?" So, I plant CP in his computer and call the cops. I pwned the n00b so hard.

I was like "wtf" when the cops found CP in my computer and i got sent to juvie. There I was pwning this noob when they said I could go and I was like "let me finish pwning this noob"

[criplockin]

No I really want to know why everyone has a problem with me.

You really do not want me to be the one to tell you why...