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  1. 06-08-2010, 02:37 AM #21
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    not when dad is waiting at home with his shotgun.
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    damn those shotguns hurt.

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    I always bring tazers with me, just in case someone wants to try and take advantge of me gettin lil' tispiee. ( oh im drunk already )
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    Tazers also hurt.

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    Not as bad as shotgun would hurt you, it tickles you just a weeee bit.
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    Become a food sampler.

    Special Props To Don Ezio for this!

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    Hang out at your gf's house.
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    thats gonna hurt



    but so has this

    but ill take this to defend my fridge

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    begging for food works sometime or be like Ricky and steal it.

    Be like Ricky he smoke, swear, grew weed, and go jail
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    When you go to a restaurant, after you eat and they bring a bill fake a seizure or a stroke. Flail wildly and ruin everyone elses meal as you do it- then have your friend say he knows what to do. Have a friend pour water on you saying it is holy water or medicine- and then scream in pig Latin as you tumble out of the restaurant.


    Free food, and also it reinforces peoples belief in Demons or SARS
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