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    Default Confucious say

    Righto I wanna hear all your wise words and pieces of advice that you have here I'll start.

    Confucius say....
    Man who run behind bus get exhausted.

    Now its your turn.
    Last edited by Digger Walters; 06-20-2010 at 03:19 AM.
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    IF YOU DONT FIGHT YOU LOSE!
    Yes I have a weird sense of Humour,
    No I don't eat every living thing, only every second one.

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    My first kiss, when playground marriage was the craze, was my bestfriend.
    He is now my step brother. :s

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    Confucius say.....stay in the bar.



    nah, I'm jk...


    Confucius say....proper spelling is important

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    Confucious say...
    Man who spell Confucius name wrong get thousand slaps with wet noodle.

    Bish beat me to the punch.
    Reality scripted TV.
    Chasing fifteen minutes of fame.
    Fight over fuel.
    Violence in school.
    The youth are as confused as I am.

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    Shouldn't have wasted time Google'n it, slowpoke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rasterbee View Post
    Shouldn't have wasted time Google'n it, slowpoke.
    Pssh, I went and got some cookies.
    Reality scripted TV.
    Chasing fifteen minutes of fame.
    Fight over fuel.
    Violence in school.
    The youth are as confused as I am.

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    Confucius say Man who laugh last, think slowest.

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    Confucius say...

    Kids in backseats cause accidents
    Accidents in backseats cause Kids
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    IF YOU DONT FIGHT YOU LOSE!
    Yes I have a weird sense of Humour,
    No I don't eat every living thing, only every second one.

    Quote Originally Posted by WarSimi View Post
    My first kiss, when playground marriage was the craze, was my bestfriend.
    He is now my step brother. :s

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    Confucious say.... Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by acer5200 View Post
    Confucious say.... Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
    Or Peeping.
    Can't forget the peepers.
    Reality scripted TV.
    Chasing fifteen minutes of fame.
    Fight over fuel.
    Violence in school.
    The youth are as confused as I am.

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    Confucius say...

    Baseball all wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk.
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    IF YOU DONT FIGHT YOU LOSE!
    Yes I have a weird sense of Humour,
    No I don't eat every living thing, only every second one.

    Quote Originally Posted by WarSimi View Post
    My first kiss, when playground marriage was the craze, was my bestfriend.
    He is now my step brother. :s

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