You prolly have a pet, right? What'd you name it and why?

I unwillingly have two cats. Cat 1 wandered into my apartment from off the streets as a teeny kitten, identical to the one pictured below, and turned into a vicious mouse killing machine.



She earned the moniker Leslie Van Houten.



Kinda cute, huh?

Leslie got knocked up, accidentally. I never let her outside in town after she went into heat. But I would bring her to the family farm, where I had been told coyotes, eagles, and owls keep the area clear of stray cats. It took her about 6 hours to find a willing mate. Their offspring looks exactly like this cat below:



Cat 2 is actually kinda afraid of everything. And never shuts up. Her name is Lynette Fromme.



Adorable, amirite?