"Why did you attack me 9 times? now i have nothing, what a pointless thing to do, even after i was at 0 loyalty you kept attacking me to get that 5k food"

"i quit, i don't know why you attacked me 12 times. even when i have 0 food"

"You #@#$! i have no more food. How the hell am i going to feed my army
i quit ##$%!"

"I know the patch is horrible but dam man why do you gotta take me down to 0 loyalty in my 4 cities. You took everything from me! This game has gone to the dogs... i quit"

"Do you realize how @#$@# long it took me to get that amount of resources?
I quit @#$#@#, you even brought me down to 0 loyalty in my 3 cities @##$$!"

The blood is already flowing! =)