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    This is the first hate mail I have received in the game. It actually comes in two parts, and I thought it would be nice to share it, and keep this thread going so everyone can share their favorite hate mails.

    Part I : "You will die" (That was the subject line) lol
    Coward,
    I will kill you or myself, but will not be your colony. Expect uprising after uprising, you bloodsucking parasite. How am I to defend myself against 80,000 plus when at work? You have taken my honor, it must mean nothing if that is how it is lost. To let you draft my armies, fah!, I will dissolve them first, and know I have not helped a pig like yourself become even a larger predator. And to be the slave of such an offensively named group of cities is doubly insulting.

    This part was removed for a reason.
    And now for the piece la Reistance`...
    Part III : Business
    Now that the customary pleasantries have been dealt with, how do you expect me to stay in the game? I will not spend a dime on Evony, so buying my way out of bondage is out. If you do not release me, I have other games.
    So, it comes down to what is your price? You have 24 hours to respond.
    All sweetness and light,


    Seems that this is a game about war, colonization, and DEFENDING yourself.
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    And the most important element to this series of messages is the insulting contrast between parts 1 and 2, and the last message.

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    Yeah, it was pretty brutal what she said to me, but threatening someone over the internet, especially over the matter of a game is like giving a fish swimming lessons.
    Pointless.

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    My fav hate mail was this:

    Who the eff are you?

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    wow guess he left the game right???

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    my favorite hate mail ever was, " Its my f***ing birthday you a**hole.....can i please have my city back?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by JesseMontague View Post
    This is the first hate mail I have received in the game. It actually comes in two parts, and I thought it would be nice to share it, and keep this thread going so everyone can share their favorite hate mails.

    Part I : "You will die" (That was the subject line) lol
    Coward,
    I will kill you or myself, but will not be your colony. Expect uprising after uprising, you bloodsucking parasite. How am I to defend myself against 80,000 plus when at work? You have taken my honor, it must mean nothing if that is how it is lost. To let you draft my armies, fah!, I will dissolve them first, and know I have not helped a pig like yourself become even a larger predator. And to be the slave of such an offensively named group of cities is doubly insulting.

    This part was removed for a reason.
    And now for the piece la Reistance`...
    Part III : Business
    Now that the customary pleasantries have been dealt with, how do you expect me to stay in the game? I will not spend a dime on Evony, so buying my way out of bondage is out. If you do not release me, I have other games.
    So, it comes down to what is your price? You have 24 hours to respond.
    All sweetness and light,


    Seems that this is a game about war, colonization, and DEFENDING yourself.
    You know, the reason players become frustrated and send emails like this to Suzerains is because they do not understand the game. Because nobody has explained it well enough to them. So they consider being colonized as the end of the world. They don't understand that their "job" is to overthrow the other players. This filsters down even to a player who has 1 colony and filters up to a player who has 500 colonies and atlantis. Every player who is being "oppressed" by a stronger one can succeeed in overthrowing them. That is the game. The smaller ones grow and eventually rebel and overthrow the bigger ones. Then the bigger ones rebuild and try to get on top again and the cycle repeats. But many players do not understand this. It is about rebellion and oppresson. you can be an oppressor or you can be a rebel. Heck, or you can be both.
    All of this needs to be explained to new players so they don't freak out and get frustrated and then quit the game everytime they get colonized.

    Again, Evony, we NEED this explination in the GAME section of the forums so new players can understand things.

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    lol, great topic

    Japenpimp try not to derail forum topics.
    Last edited by Swesal; 07-09-2010 at 02:25 PM.

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    I like when they whisper to me too. It's funny when you send a few waves at someone (Age I) and then you see in pink "WTF DUDE!?".
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    Mine wasnt so bad, I got called a bully and a coward and the usual "Im through being nice, I will overthrow you no matter how long it takes" BS.
    He joined another alliance and moved to another state, so I let him go as Im such a nice person; but he was colo'd a few days later by someone else

    I think he quit

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