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    Default Top 30 reasons you get killed in Evony!

    Top 30 reasons, in no particular order, why you will get killed in Evony:

    1) if you exsist, we will kill you.

    2) If you are very profane, we will effin' kill you.

    3) If you post a new "add me" thread, we will add you... to our bookmarks, and kill you.

    4) If you whine, we will kill you.

    5) If you whine more, we will kill you more.

    6) If you spam the messageboard, we will kill you.

    7) If you are not being killed, we will kill you.

    8) If we are close to you, we will kill you.

    9) If we are bored, we might kill you.

    10) If you have a terrible layers, we will kill you.

    11) If you have terrible units in your layers, we will kill you.

    12) If you have few allies, we will kill you.

    13) If you have a higher honor than us, we will kill you.

    14) If you just got a hero level 150, we will kill you. A lot.

    15) We will kill you "for teh lulz".

    16) We will kill you for no reason at all.

    17) We will select you at random and, and kill you.

    18) If we have never killed you before, we will kill you to know what it's like.

    19) After we find out we like it, we will probably kill you again.

    20) We might kill you by accident.

    21) If you spam the messageboard, we will kill you.

    22) If we need money, we will kill you.

    23) This a war game

    24) If we have troops to burn, we will kill you.

    25) If you post a thread like this, we will kill you.

    26) If you are a grammar nazi, wii whil kill u!

    27) Some of us are bloodthirsty in real life - they may perma kill you.

    28) If we want to kill you, we will kill you.

    29) If you were about to say something about spam being listed in here twice, we will kill you. Twice.

    30) If you type in ALL CAPS, WE WILL KILL YOU!
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    : quotes number 30 : HAHA , JUST DID

    Kill a man, and you are an assassin. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill everyone, and you are a god.


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    lol Age I...

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    LMAO Nice list.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soulstrife View Post
    Top 30 reasons, in no particular order, why you will get killed in Evony:

    1) if you exsist, we will kill you.

    2) If you are very profane, we will effin' kill you.

    3) If you post a new "add me" thread, we will add you... to our bookmarks, and kill you.

    6) If you spam the messageboard, we will kill you.

    7) If you are not being killed, we will kill you.

    8) If we are close to you, we will kill you.

    9) If we are bored, we might kill you.

    13) If you have a higher honor than us, we will kill you.

    14) If you just got a hero level 150, we will kill you. A lot.

    15) We will kill you "for teh lulz".

    16) We will kill you for no reason at all.

    17) We will select you at random and, and kill you.

    18) If we have never killed you before, we will kill you to know what it's like.

    21) If you spam the messageboard, we will kill you.

    23) This a war game

    24) If we have troops to burn, we will kill you.

    25) If you post a thread like this, we will kill you.

    26) If you are a grammar nazi, we will kill you!

    27) Some of us are bloodthirsty in real life - they may perma kill you.

    28) If we want to kill you, we will kill you.

    29) If you were about to say something about spam being listed in here twice, we will kill you. Twice.

    30) If you type in ALL CAPS, WE WILL KILL YOU!
    I'm all of the above.

    OH AND I'M NOT DEAD YET BISH!

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    31. If you have a life outside of Evony...
    [bobertboy]: **** out of the forums!
    [Wiggum]: lol
    [Wiggum]: bob is the only person that is allowed to read forujms
    [Wiggum]: you may need to tell WC too
    [Wiggum]: just so to get everyone on board
    [Mania]: bob is the forums master
    [Wiggum]: bob is the forum
    [Mania]: LOLOL
    [bobertboy]: can someone screenshot this convo please?

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    hmmmm reason
    6) If you spam the messageboard, we will kill you.
    &
    21) If you spam the messageboard, we will kill you.

    Are the same Need a new 21 hmmmmm

    I suggest "If you login We will Kill you"
    The idea of life is not to arrive at ones grave safely...
    But to hurl oneself at deaths gate with contempt in a body that can take no more....


    But where does this Death guy live? coords if you have them...

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    i read 6 and 21 and was gonna point it out... untill i read 29.

    Quote Originally Posted by SirBadger View Post
    hmmmm reason
    6) If you spam the messageboard, we will kill you.
    &
    21) If you spam the messageboard, we will kill you.

    Are the same Need a new 21 hmmmmm

    I suggest "If you login We will Kill you"

    :O did you not read 29? he's gonna kill you for that.
    Rep me if I helped or if you're bored and want to rep someone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SirBadger View Post
    hmmmm reason
    6) If you spam the messageboard, we will kill you.
    &
    21) If you spam the messageboard, we will kill you.

    Are the same Need a new 21 hmmmmm

    I suggest "If you login We will Kill you"
    29) If you were about to say something about spam being listed in here twice, we will kill you. Twice.

    Looks were going to have to kill you... So sad. Lol jk.

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    I just Died oh no i can`t i`m dead!
    The idea of life is not to arrive at ones grave safely...
    But to hurl oneself at deaths gate with contempt in a body that can take no more....


    But where does this Death guy live? coords if you have them...

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