Top 30 reasons, in no particular order, why you will get killed in Evony:
1) if you exsist, we will kill you.
2) If you are very profane, we will effin' kill you.
3) If you post a new "add me" thread, we will add you... to our bookmarks, and kill you.
4) If you whine, we will kill you.
5) If you whine more, we will kill you more.
6) If you spam the messageboard, we will kill you.
7) If you are not being killed, we will kill you.
8) If we are close to you, we will kill you.
9) If we are bored, we might kill you.
10) If you have a terrible layers, we will kill you.
11) If you have terrible units in your layers, we will kill you.
12) If you have few allies, we will kill you.
13) If you have a higher honor than us, we will kill you.
14) If you just got a hero level 150, we will kill you. A lot.
15) We will kill you "for teh lulz".
16) We will kill you for no reason at all.
17) We will select you at random and, and kill you.
18) If we have never killed you before, we will kill you to know what it's like.
19) After we find out we like it, we will probably kill you again.
20) We might kill you by accident.
21) If you spam the messageboard, we will kill you.
22) If we need money, we will kill you.
23) This a war game
24) If we have troops to burn, we will kill you.
25) If you post a thread like this, we will kill you.
26) If you are a grammar nazi, wii whil kill u!
27) Some of us are bloodthirsty in real life - they may perma kill you.
28) If we want to kill you, we will kill you.
29) If you were about to say something about spam being listed in here twice, we will kill you. Twice.
30) If you type in ALL CAPS, WE WILL KILL YOU!






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