Quote Originally Posted by Soulstrife View Post
Top 30 reasons, in no particular order, why you will get killed in Evony:

1) if you exsist, we will kill you.

2) If you are very profane, we will effin' kill you.

3) If you post a new "add me" thread, we will add you... to our bookmarks, and kill you.

6) If you spam the messageboard, we will kill you.

7) If you are not being killed, we will kill you.

8) If we are close to you, we will kill you.

9) If we are bored, we might kill you.

13) If you have a higher honor than us, we will kill you.

14) If you just got a hero level 150, we will kill you. A lot.

15) We will kill you "for teh lulz".

16) We will kill you for no reason at all.

17) We will select you at random and, and kill you.

18) If we have never killed you before, we will kill you to know what it's like.

21) If you spam the messageboard, we will kill you.

23) This a war game

24) If we have troops to burn, we will kill you.

25) If you post a thread like this, we will kill you.

26) If you are a grammar nazi, we will kill you!

27) Some of us are bloodthirsty in real life - they may perma kill you.

28) If we want to kill you, we will kill you.

29) If you were about to say something about spam being listed in here twice, we will kill you. Twice.

30) If you type in ALL CAPS, WE WILL KILL YOU!
I'm all of the above.

OH AND I'M NOT DEAD YET BISH!