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Thread: My AWESOME (fake) alliance introduction!

  1. #1
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    Default My AWESOME (fake) alliance introduction!

    Come and join my alliance!

    Requirements:

    Prestige - You should not have any prestige. If you build troops, you will gain prestige and be kicked. If you construct buildings, you will gain prestige and be kicked. If you prestige farm you will gain prestige and be kicked (unless you are so bad you die and lose prestige, in which case you can do whatever the hell you want).

    Cities - One city per member. No buildings allowed within, level 1 town hall only. Remember the more you build, the more you have to lose when you get your ass kicked!

    Promises:

    I promise that as your host, I will insult every member on the server until they attack/colonise you. That's right, I will do all of the work for you! All you have to do is nothing!

    I also promise that when your only city (which had better be empty ) is attacked/colonised, that we will start on another server, and die there too!

    To hone your skills at insulting everyone on the server, I will host hourly arguments within the alliance which are sure to emotionally scar everyone involved!

    I promise to declare on every alliance in the server one after the other, every 5 minutes just to annoy everyone. And when they are all red flags, I will annul and start all over again!

    How to join:

    The answer is, you can't! That's right, if you have an embassy, I will kick your and force you to attack/colonise everyone in the alliance as punishment. That will teach you a valuable lesson, you .

    Quote Originally Posted by Alusair View Post
    If you don't care enough to make yourself understandable, don't be surprised if others don't care enough to try to figure out what you're trying to tell them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TCWNME View Post
    Come and join my alliance!

    Requirements:

    Prestige - You should not have any prestige. If you build troops, you will gain prestige and be kicked. If you construct buildings, you will gain prestige and be kicked. If you prestige farm you will gain prestige and be kicked (unless you are so bad you die and lose prestige, in which case you can do whatever the hell you want).

    Cities - One city per member. No buildings allowed within, level 1 town hall only. Remember the more you build, the more you have to lose when you get your ass kicked!

    Promises:

    I promise that as your host, I will insult every member on the server until they attack/colonise you. That's right, I will do all of the work for you! All you have to do is nothing!

    I also promise that when your only city (which had better be empty ) is attacked/colonised, that we will start on another server, and die there too!

    To hone your skills at insulting everyone on the server, I will host hourly arguments within the alliance which are sure to emotionally scar everyone involved!

    I promise to declare on every alliance in the server one after the other, every 5 minutes just to annoy everyone. And when they are all red flags, I will annul and start all over again!

    How to join:

    The answer is, you can't! That's right, if you have an embassy, I will kick your and force you to attack/colonise everyone in the alliance as punishment. That will teach you a valuable lesson, you .


    My Zomg man Brilliant!!! THats just fantastic! I cant wait to Not Join!

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    Yay noob alliance.
    That likes declaring.
    And has hourly arguments!
    Doesn't get any better than that.

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    What are the chances of Promotions do you require a Vice Host?
    I have limited experience...
    The idea of life is not to arrive at ones grave safely...
    But to hurl oneself at deaths gate with contempt in a body that can take no more....


    But where does this Death guy live? coords if you have them...

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    This made me laugh!

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    The "no prestige" requirement is satirical because so many alliances recruit solely on prestige for REALZ

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    So it was you who used to spam up my chat box with endless war declarations?

    Wherz da b00biez????
    PEACE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodri View Post
    So it was you who used to spam up my chat box with endless war declarations?

    Wherz da b00biez????
    You can't prove that because I only tell people in my alliance, and you can't join!

    Quote Originally Posted by Alusair View Post
    If you don't care enough to make yourself understandable, don't be surprised if others don't care enough to try to figure out what you're trying to tell them.

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    I demand to be a member! It is the best way to rule the alliance!
    OH MAH GAWD I R DURMB HURP DURP


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    You forgot to add the old world chat new alliance favorite - "....the next person to join, [regardless of their dependability, activity, or mental capacity], will be automatically made Vice Host"

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