Quote Originally Posted by .BEER. View Post
Why is Russia best country in the world?
Because in Russia hooker pay u

Quote Originally Posted by Demonhero View Post
Why do I hate the world sober, and love it intoxicated?
Its your liver talkin

Quote Originally Posted by imnothere View Post
can i have your phone number?
Will you Iron my shirt?

Quote Originally Posted by FoxyBunny View Post
What is the air speed velocity of a fully-laden swallow?
roughly 11 meters per second,

Quote Originally Posted by jambob View Post
how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris

Quote Originally Posted by Wildor View Post
Gotta cig?
yeah, but you gonna give me somethin for it later *wink*

Quote Originally Posted by FoxyBunny View Post
Are we there yet?
No

Quote Originally Posted by abracax View Post
What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
This is a family forum sir I can't properly answer your question

Quote Originally Posted by Wildor View Post
Does this look infected?
Nevermind u can have that cig for free

Quote Originally Posted by Skirata View Post
Two questions.

1. Why won't you troll?
2. Why go to /b/?
I have reached a stage where I can troll without trolling and I heard you like trolls so Im going to put a troll in your troll while you troll dawg

Quote Originally Posted by iNaomi View Post
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
the Egg