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    Quote Originally Posted by FoxyBunny View Post
    Don't you mean "over 220 years ago"?
    Aren't "over 100 years ago" and "over 220 years ago" the same thing? They're both technically "over 100 years ago."

    So what will you do when they call your name and you're not ready to go?
    Everyone will stare at you and tell you what you know
    That you're in too deep and you can't quite keep your secrets, one and all
    We might just make it after all, on our own

    Quote Originally Posted by rasterbee View Post
    That's a cleverly stupid response, trogdor.

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    Are they? I dunno. It's why I ask these things of the great and knowledgeable Nesterus.

    Why does food taste better if it is someone else's?
    A french fry filched off my husband's plate tastes far better than any I might bother to serve myself.
    A piece of chicken stolen from the table as the kids finish dinner apparently tastes better to my cat than a bit left in her food dish.
    A bite of anything mooched from me apparently tastes better than anything I serve my children.
    Does stealing food improve the taste?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadforge View Post
    When was the last time that you ate a burrito?
    Last night, though it was more of a grilled chicken/bacon wrap that I stole from Sonic

    Quote Originally Posted by FoxyBunny View Post
    Don't you mean "over 220 years ago"?
    Over 100 years ago covers that one

    Quote Originally Posted by FoxyBunny View Post
    Are they? I dunno. It's why I ask these things of the great and knowledgeable Nesterus.

    Why does food taste better if it is someone else's?
    A french fry filched off my husband's plate tastes far better than any I might bother to serve myself.
    A piece of chicken stolen from the table as the kids finish dinner apparently tastes better to my cat than a bit left in her food dish.
    A bite of anything mooched from me apparently tastes better than anything I serve my children.
    Does stealing food improve the taste?
    The taste doesnt change, what you are tasting is the sweet sense of victory after taking something that doesnt belong to you. The taste is even better if they wasnt looking and never knew about it.

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    I'm back. How should I celebrate?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FoxyBunny View Post
    The red section = fail.

    The reason there is an Evony forum is because Evony wanted to provide such a thing for OUR PLAYERS.

    The reason there is an Off-Topic section of the Evony forum is because Evony wanted to provide a place for OUR PLAYERS to talk about other things besides Evony while they were here.

    Those who do not play the game boggle me...I can't for the life of me figure out why or how you stumbled in here, but if a player points out the illogic of it, you can hardly blame them.
    I stumbled in here because of another forum. People played Evony and told me about the forum, which they said was more active that the one I was in at the time.

    Not everybody who comes in here plays Evony. Some people have never played Evony.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirata View Post
    I'm back. How should I celebrate?
    Post a big picture of goatse in the help and questions section with the caption

    "how do i buy preparation h"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nesterus View Post
    Post a big picture of goatse in the help and questions section with the caption

    "how do i buy preparation h"
    I'm interested in how many points that will add to my profile...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirata View Post
    I'm interested in how many points that will add to my profile...
    It will add alot of points, just not the kind you were looking for


    Off to work more answers tonight!

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    Open for business

    Consult Oracle Nesterus for all your problems

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    When will my neighbor's dog stop barking at odd times of the day?

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