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    I will be back in 30 days with a gf, great hair, and a better sense of humor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirata View Post
    I will be back in 30 days with a gf, great hair, and a better sense of humor.
    thats the ticket

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    Why is crip not stalking me?

    Sometimes love is not enough and the road gets tough
    I don't know why
    Keep making me laugh, Let's go get high
    The road is long, we carry on
    Try to have fun in the meantime

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    Quote Originally Posted by gottibabe1 View Post
    Why is crip not stalking me?
    because we have an agreement that I would stalk you instead


    *rummages through your trashcan*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirata View Post
    I will be back in 30 days with a gf, great hair, and a better sense of humor.
    You poor deluded boy!!!! Don't you know that you can't be an Evony OT regular if you have a girlfriend? I mean, sure, you can have a pseudo-girlfriend. Inflatable women, mannequins, cardboard cutouts, posters, desktop wallpaper, daydreams, etc. are all acceptable and won't bar you from the forums, but we all know that the only person to have ever survived here with a real life girlfriend was Drizztix and even he succumbed to his fate at the end.

    You can have great hair and a better sense of humor. But if you plan to get a girlfriend, you might as well just say goodbye to everyone now. Although, of course, you can return when she dumps you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FoxyBunny View Post
    You poor deluded boy!!!! Don't you know that you can't be an Evony OT regular if you have a girlfriend? I mean, sure, you can have a pseudo-girlfriend. Inflatable women, mannequins, cardboard cutouts, posters, desktop wallpaper, daydreams, etc. are all acceptable and won't bar you from the forums, but we all know that the only person to have ever survived here with a real life girlfriend was Drizztix and even he succumbed to his fate at the end.

    You can have great hair and a better sense of humor. But if you plan to get a girlfriend, you might as well just say goodbye to everyone now. Although, of course, you can return when she dumps you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FoxyBunny View Post
    You poor deluded boy!!!! Don't you know that you can't be an Evony OT regular if you have a girlfriend? I mean, sure, you can have a pseudo-girlfriend. Inflatable women, mannequins, cardboard cutouts, posters, desktop wallpaper, daydreams, etc. are all acceptable and won't bar you from the forums, but we all know that the only person to have ever survived here with a real life girlfriend was Drizztix and even he succumbed to his fate at the end.

    You can have great hair and a better sense of humor. But if you plan to get a girlfriend, you might as well just say goodbye to everyone now. Although, of course, you can return when she dumps you.
    I just lost my motivation. What's the point of having a gf if I can't gloat?

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    He's on to us! Let's get out of here!


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    Quote Originally Posted by DeSalvionjr View Post
    What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
    I asked that about a page after that quote dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FoxyBunny View Post
    He's on to us! Let's get out of here!


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