I will be back in 30 days with a gf, great hair, and a better sense of humor.
I will be back in 30 days with a gf, great hair, and a better sense of humor.
Why is crip not stalking me?
Sometimes love is not enough and the road gets tough
I don't know why
Keep making me laugh, Let's go get high
The road is long, we carry on
Try to have fun in the meantime
You poor deluded boy!!!! Don't you know that you can't be an Evony OT regular if you have a girlfriend? I mean, sure, you can have a pseudo-girlfriend. Inflatable women, mannequins, cardboard cutouts, posters, desktop wallpaper, daydreams, etc. are all acceptable and won't bar you from the forums, but we all know that the only person to have ever survived here with a real life girlfriend was Drizztix and even he succumbed to his fate at the end.
You can have great hair and a better sense of humor. But if you plan to get a girlfriend, you might as well just say goodbye to everyone now. Although, of course, you can return when she dumps you.
He's on to us! Let's get out of here!
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