I meant the 1000th post for the thread.
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I said before that if Nesterus answered all of my questions, I would post a new set, this time attempting to cap the ten thousand character limit. Ten thousand characters is way too many for a random post like this, so I did my best and gave up halfway through.
Is it five o'clock somewhere?
If so, where?
Is time travel possible?
Kirk or Picard?
Jackie Chan vs. Bruce Lee. Who wins?
Hitmonchan vs. Hitmonlee. Pokemon Battle. Which one wins?
Can I haz cheezburger?
I've heard rumor that Caturday originated in Yemen. Is this true?
Please use your magic powers to determine who will win the candidacy for OT mayor.
What's your favorite Goosebumps book?
Why is the sky blue?
Is the sky really blue, or do we perceive it as blue when it is actually a different color?
Do spaces count toward the ten thousand character limit?
If a meet a man from Nantucket, and I start composing limericks about him, will he be angry with me?
Why is Twilight?
Is making love to a clone of yourself considered homosexual or masturbation?
There are three doors in front of you. One is red, one is blue, and the third doesn't exist. Which door do you go through?
Are you related to Santa?
Would you mind if I created a hit reality show starring you?
A donde es mi langosta, por favor?
Do you love me?
How many people have asked you that today?
If I showed you a picture of Will Ferrell making out with Barack Obama, what would you say?
What's the best flavor of Kool-Aid?
What was the name of the episode of Scrubs where Turk does the safety dance?
I walked in on my sister while she was changing her car's oil. I was mortified, and have been clinically depressed ever since. What should I do?
How long will it be until a Halo movie is made?
Have I reached the character limit yet?
Would you have my babies?
If not, whose babies would you have?
Have you ever attended a NeoNazi convention?
Why does Dane Cook star in so many crappy movies?
Why is Dane Cook?
I heard you like Mudkipz. Is this true?
Is it true that penguins can't fly, or is it more propoganda created by the liberals to convince us that global warming is real?
Is global warming real?
That kind old lady stopped the rain for us.
She said it would only make us cold, and miserable, and sick.
We thanked her and hugged her and she walked away smiling warmly.
I miss the puddles...
Meh my turn for the string of questions:
Would honeycomb cereal taste better on ice or in boiling water?
If it is midnight in Bangkok, what is the precise time in Boston?
If I took a can of coke, mixed it with banana pulp and antifreeze, what would it do when I added it to a glass of milk?
If the universe is the size of the head of a pin, how big are we?
If trogdor hadn't have posted that list of questions, would I be writing this now?
Is imageshack. com actually advertising the Chicago Bulls?
If yes, how much are the Bulls paying them to do it?
If earth suddenly got sucked into a black hole, what colour would the sun turn?
If yes to the above, why that colour?
Will the ninth Harry Potter movie be a blockbuster?
On the day of Nesterus's birth, how many crows were standing on a telephone wire outside the white house?
Why were those crows there?
If my comuter suddenly broke, would I buy a Dell or an HP?
If man was never on earth, what would be?
What are the blueprints for the Whitehouse?
If the twin towers had been bombed instead of crashied into by commercial jets, what would have been the outcome and why?
do brown cows give chocolate milk?
If I take the letters "h" "l" and "e" out of chocolate, what does it spell? Is the new word a noun from Chinese?
What is my favourite colour?
What is does 987210+h-712/panda equal?
What would the state of the world be if there was no war?
What makes milk sour?
If my face suddenly turned orange, it would be from what disease?
If paper didn't exist, what would we write on?
Why me?
Why you?
Why us?
Why the previous three questions?
Why do we use a question mark to show that a sentence is a question?
How many words does the English language have?
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Peter Piper picked a pickeled pepper. How many pickled pepper's did Peter Piper Pick?
Can you say the previous two questions 5 times fast?
10 times fast?
Are bananas a fruit?
Why did you choose Nesterus as your forums name?
Was it a good choice or a bad choice?
If you ever had the chance to have an argument with Megan Fox, would you take it?
Are groundhogs blind?
If yes to the previous, then how can they see their shadow?
If I wasn't writing this, what would I be doing?
^Shenanigans in Inkscape^
Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
STATUS:
It's always time for Tim's.
That kind old lady stopped the rain for us.
She said it would only make us cold, and miserable, and sick.
We thanked her and hugged her and she walked away smiling warmly.
I miss the puddles...
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