your a mayor how can u do that ?
Nesterus: Would you like a hand? I could take one of the extensive lists if you like - but only with your permission.
Is it five o'clock somewhere?
yes
If so, where?
its always five in margaritaville
Is time travel possible?
yes, go back in time and do not post anymore
Kirk or Picard?
kirk
Jackie Chan vs. Bruce Lee. Who wins?
bruce lee
Hitmonchan vs. Hitmonlee. Pokemon Battle. Which one wins?
get out
Can I haz cheezburger?
get out
I've heard rumor that Caturday originated in Yemen. Is this true?
no you are dumb
Please use your magic powers to determine who will win the candidacy for OT mayor.
I dont care that was last weeks thing
What's your favorite Goosebumps book?
the one where the kid dies
Why is the sky blue?
blame the ocean
Is the sky really blue, or do we perceive it as blue when it is actually a different color? are you in kindergarten?
Do spaces count toward the ten thousand character limit?
yes
If a meet a man from Nantucket, and I start composing limericks about him, will he be angry with me?
make sure you include his bucket
Why is Twilight?
how can she slap
Is making love to a clone of yourself considered homosexual or masturbation?
its not gay if the balls dont touch
There are three doors in front of you. One is red, one is blue, and the third doesn't exist. Which door do you go through?
the 3rd
Are you related to Santa?
no
Would you mind if I created a hit reality show starring you?
no
A donde es mi langosta, por favor?
oh come on victor you know I don't speak spanish
Do you love me?
get out
How many people have asked you that today?
3
If I showed you a picture of Will Ferrell making out with Barack Obama, what would you say?
get out
What's the best flavor of Kool-Aid?
watermelon
What was the name of the episode of Scrubs where Turk does the safety dance? I dont watch skrubs
I walked in on my sister while she was changing her car's oil. I was mortified, and have been clinically depressed ever since. What should I do?
next time see if she will let you watch and if you are lucky you might get to join in.
How long will it be until a Halo movie is made?
next thursday
Have I reached the character limit yet?
no
Would you have my babies?
get out
If not, whose babies would you have?
i dont have babies
Have you ever attended a NeoNazi convention?
no
Why does Dane Cook star in so many crappy movies?
hes a crappy comedian
Why is Dane Cook?
the same reason firetruck red
I heard you like Mudkipz. Is this true?
so you herd
Is it true that penguins can't fly, or is it more propoganda created by the liberals to convince us that global warming is real? penguins cant fly because they dont have jet engines
Is global warming real?
yes
Would honeycomb cereal taste better on ice or in boiling water?
on ice
If it is midnight in Bangkok, what is the precise time in Boston?
who cares
If I took a can of coke, mixed it with banana pulp and antifreeze, what would it do when I added it to a glass of milk?
taste like crap
If the universe is the size of the head of a pin, how big are we?
I farted
If trogdor hadn't have posted that list of questions, would I be writing this now?
probly not
Is imageshack. com actually advertising the Chicago Bulls?
yes
If yes, how much are the Bulls paying them to do it?
10$
If earth suddenly got sucked into a black hole, what colour would the sun turn?
orange
If yes to the above, why that colour?
i said so
Will the ninth Harry Potter movie be a blockbuster?
harry who?
On the day of Nesterus's birth, how many crows were standing on a telephone wire outside the white house?
5
Why were those crows there?
If my comuter suddenly broke, would I buy a Dell or an HP?
a dell because u r a tool
If man was never on earth, what would be?
apes
What are the blueprints for the Whitehouse?
a structual analysis of the building where presidents stay
If the twin towers had been bombed instead of crashied into by commercial jets, what would have been the outcome and why?
bombing failed just look at 2003 attack
do brown cows give chocolate milk?
get out
If I take the letters "h" "l" and "e" out of chocolate, what does it spell? Is the new word a noun from Chinese?
get out
What is my favourite colour?
pink
What is does 987210+h-712/panda equal?
sick f ck
What would the state of the world be if there was no war?
impossible
What makes milk sour?
nature and the process of decomposition
If my face suddenly turned orange, it would be from what disease?
idiosis
If paper didn't exist, what would we write on?
cave walls
Why me?
you fail
Why you?
i win
Why us?
we need more
Why the previous three questions?
y so srs
Why do we use a question mark to show that a sentence is a question?
to sound smart
How many words does the English language have?
over 9000
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
alot
Peter Piper picked a pickeled pepper. How many pickled pepper's did Peter Piper Pick?
63
Can you say the previous two questions 5 times fast?
yes
10 times fast?
yes
Are bananas a fruit?
who cares
Why did you choose Nesterus as your forums name?
its part of my name
Was it a good choice or a bad choice?
gud choice
If you ever had the chance to have an argument with Megan Fox, would you take it?
yes
Are groundhogs blind?
who cares
If yes to the previous, then how can they see their shadow?
its all a game
If I wasn't writing this, what would I be doing?
taking a poop in your toilet instead of on the forums
is it possible that il be srz and become a mayor ?
lol what if i improve ?
I dont know if you are capable of improvement
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