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    I think you need to read that PM i sent you yesterday PRED.

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    Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Arathorn136 View Post
    I think you need to read that PM i sent you yesterday PRED.
    can you pls tell me why is grammar and such things important for a forum ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PREDETOR View Post
    can you pls tell me why is grammar and such things important for a forum ?
    Can I answer this one?

    *Clears throat* Because it's possible for grammar to get so bad that you can't be understood. Not only that, but it's simply an eyesore if it gets bad enough. People don't like havng to slow down, pore over every phrase, and try to decipher what you mean, rather than simply and easily reading it.


    That kind old lady stopped the rain for us.
    She said it would only make us cold, and miserable, and sick.
    We thanked her and hugged her and she walked away smiling warmly.
    I miss the puddles...

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    Ok , Bree im going to start using what you told me in other posts.

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    Not to mention that posting with good (or at least somewhat good) grammar is actually a rule. So PRED, those rimes I redrepped you? It's nothing personal. You just broke the rules.

    So what will you do when they call your name and you're not ready to go?
    Everyone will stare at you and tell you what you know
    That you're in too deep and you can't quite keep your secrets, one and all
    We might just make it after all, on our own

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    That's a cleverly stupid response, trogdor.

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    Alrighty then.
    Here we go again Nesterus.

    If you try to fail and succeed, what have
    you done?

    How is it one careless match can start a
    forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
    start a campfire?

    Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
    called rush-hour?

    What's the speed of dark?

    If physics can predict lottery numbers,
    why are they still working?

    If you run backwards will you gain weight?

    If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
    buy her friends?

    What happens when you get scared
    half-to-death twice?

    Can a blind person feel blue?

    How can a house burn up when it burns
    down?

    Are you telling the truth when you lie in
    bed?

    If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a bad thing?

    How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?

    Despite the cost of living, why does it remain so popular?

    If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how would you know?

    In Chinese why are the words for crisis and opportunity the same?

    Why does X stand for a kiss?

    Why does O stand for a hug?

    Why is the alphabet in that order?

    How does skating on thin ice get you into hot water?

    Why are they called stands when there made for sitting?

    Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

    When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?

    Why are they called non-stick pans? Is there a law saying your not allowed to put sticks in them?

    Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy opposites?

    If work is so terrific how come they have to pay you to do it?

    Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires?

    Is it possible to have a civil-war?

    If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it
    still #2?

    Do tea makers have coffee breaks?

    Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

    Why do they announce power shortages
    on TV?

    Do you need a silencer when you shoot a
    mime?

    Why do you press harder on the remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

    How can batteries die?

    If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
    its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
    will it be?

    Why are buildings called buildings when
    there finished? Shouldn't they be called
    builts?

    Why is abbreviated such a long word?

    Why is it that when you tell a man there
    are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
    when you tell him there's wet paint he has
    to touch it?

    Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?


    Do you find it unnerving that what doctors
    do is called 'practice'?

    Would a fly without wings be called a
    walk?

    If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it
    homeless or naked?

    Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

    Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
    injections?

    ^Shenanigans in Inkscape^

    Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?


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    Are u happy that im the new mayor?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arathorn136 View Post
    Torture
    If you try to fail and succeed, what have
    you done?
    took advantage of a high luck modifier.

    How is it one careless match can start a
    forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
    start a campfire?
    go level your fire skill I can make a fire from tinder/lint and rocks you dont need matches

    Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
    called rush-hour?
    Everyone is rushing home at the same time causing the jam the rush is still there.

    What's the speed of dark?
    the same as the speed of light

    If physics can predict lottery numbers,
    why are they still working?
    lotteries are set up to take in more money than they pay out, even if its a fixed lottery it will still be "working"

    If you run backwards will you gain weight?
    No, but you might gain some coordination and stamina if you can keep it up for more than 30 seconds fat arse.

    If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
    buy her friends?
    one word : Orgy

    What happens when you get scared
    half-to-death twice?
    Steven Segal makes another movie(I have already answered this one in this thread)

    Can a blind person feel blue?
    stick their hand in cold water and tell them that is blue and then they will have felt it.

    How can a house burn up when it burns
    down?
    Flames burn up causing the house to burn up, then the house procedes to burn down.

    Are you telling the truth when you lie in
    bed?
    Yes, when you understand the English language.

    If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a bad thing?
    that depends on which end it sucks from.

    How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?
    it turns purples

    Despite the cost of living, why does it remain so popular?
    because the alternative sucks

    If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how would you know?
    Do research and consult other dictionaries and thesaurus if it bothers you that much.

    In Chinese why are the words for crisis and opportunity the same?
    life is a crisis and opportunity is always there in this crisis.

    Why does X stand for a kiss?
    Ancient code word for

    Why does O stand for a hug?
    lets get naked

    Why is the alphabet in that order?
    26 men got in a big big arena and fought it out and the order of the alphabet was determined based on who won in what order each man represented a letter.

    How does skating on thin ice get you into hot water?
    what do you think made the ice thin eh?

    Why are they called stands when there made for sitting?
    the object itself stands so you may sit.

    Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
    not when its unexpected

    When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?
    cheese

    Why are they called non-stick pans? Is there a law saying your not allowed to put sticks in them?
    it is referring to the fact that if you cook something in it, that food will not stick to the pan. Sticks in pans? what are you in kindergarten?


    Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy opposites?
    a wise-guy is just in training

    If work is so terrific how come they have to pay you to do it?
    economy

    Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires?
    they do based on volume

    Is it possible to have a civil-war?
    not in today's world

    If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it
    still #2?
    because the #2 guy is still important and no matter how popular he will still be #2 for awhile.

    Do tea makers have coffee breaks?
    tea breaks

    Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
    yes

    Why do they announce power shortages
    on TV?
    because it is usually simulcast on the radio as well

    Do you need a silencer when you shoot a
    mime?
    depends on if you wanna go to jail or not

    Why do you press harder on the remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
    just making sure ok

    How can batteries die?
    they lose their charge

    If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
    its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
    will it be?
    twice as cold

    Why are buildings called buildings when
    there finished? Shouldn't they be called
    builts?
    what are you seinfeld?

    Why is abbreviated such a long word?
    thats only long if you are in elementary school

    Why is it that when you tell a man there
    are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
    when you tell him there's wet paint he has
    to touch it?
    gotta see if its dry yet

    Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?
    john jacob jingleheimer schmitt

    Do you find it unnerving that what doctors
    do is called 'practice'?
    no, they practice to get better

    Would a fly without wings be called a
    walk?
    no it would be a fly w/o wings

    If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it
    homeless or naked?
    no its just a dead turtle

    Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
    yes because it has no face

    Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
    injections?
    dont wanna give them aids

    Quote Originally Posted by Elusive_Death View Post
    Are u happy that im the new mayor?
    yeah sure enjoy the emptyness and hollow feeling you get when you lay down to rest in the evening times.

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    Suddenly, and I don't know why, I'm hearing the soundtrack to "Reservoir Dogs".

    Do you know why?

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    Where's Criplockin?

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