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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravenwings View Post
    When will my neighbor's dog stop barking at odd times of the day?
    Feed your neighbor's dog a few valium and he will be so chillax and relaxed, or you can use xanax if you prefer, then doggy will be happy doggie and no bark

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    Do I have problems?

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    Why is my cat so obsessed with trying to get into my closet?


    That kind old lady stopped the rain for us.
    She said it would only make us cold, and miserable, and sick.
    We thanked her and hugged her and she walked away smiling warmly.
    I miss the puddles...

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    Quote Originally Posted by darkchicken View Post
    Do I have problems?
    No you are a pretty cool guy and you are smart enough you are good enough and gosh darnit people like you

    Quote Originally Posted by Bree Fletcher View Post
    Why is my cat so obsessed with trying to get into my closet?
    Because that is where you keep your personal stash of catnip and kitty just wants you to share

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nesterus View Post
    Because that is where you keep your personal stash of catnip and kitty just wants you to share
    What if I don't actually have any catnip around?


    That kind old lady stopped the rain for us.
    She said it would only make us cold, and miserable, and sick.
    We thanked her and hugged her and she walked away smiling warmly.
    I miss the puddles...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bree Fletcher View Post
    What if I don't actually have any catnip around?
    The kitti just likes the smell of your fabric softener

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    Is Bigfoot really in your closet? O.O

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    Why dont those hypocrit punk cops get cited for driving while talking on their cell phones or playin on their stinkin laptops?? *I know they've got pron on those things!!*
    Quote Originally Posted by xTONYx View Post
    Jumbled up colossus cluster ****Elequently stated & couldn't have said it any better
    Quote Originally Posted by eric0095 View Post
    MKitti has always been the embodiment of eloquence

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravenwings View Post
    Is Bigfoot really in your closet? O.O
    No, but the other day i was messin with sasquatch and i got suspended for 24hours

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mistress Kitti View Post
    Why dont those hypocrit punk cops get cited for driving while talking on their cell phones or playin on their stinkin laptops?? *I know they've got pron on those things!!*
    Because they are cops and they put their life on the line everyday to give you a ticket and plant dope in your car

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