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DISCLAMIER:
The election will be held on the first Tuesday following the last Friday in the month of June in an even number year unless that year ends in a 0, in which case the entire election schedule will be tossed out in favor of the Year of the Dog (which is just WRONG to place the queen election and dog in the same year), henceforth, voting will be held in private booths at local Circle K conveninces stores but only if management doesn't close up shop because "those damned skater kids keep scrathing up my sidewalks!"
As a failsafe, elections may also be held at the earliest possible time after all photos have been retouched (emphasis on "re") one week following their submission to the Playboy webiste for unfair comparison-making. Thusly, all images will be re-posted on the Evony forums sometme thereafter in the anticipation (can't breathe) of their approval and/or vote by the electorate-at-large, whereas, on said date and at a conspicuous hour, all photos will be cast into a barrel. The barrel will be shaken vigorously until one photo flies out and lands on the back of our trustworthy llama which will in turn freak out and run off into the wilds. Where upon this action having taken place according the the bylaws and waivers of cause and effect, the admins will don their hunting vestements and give chase to said llama until either the llama or photo is blasted into pieces.
In the unfotunate event the photo is destroyed, a winner will be chosen by lottery. Said lottery will be overseen by Dewey, Cheatham and Howe. At which time, darts will be cast at cartoonish renderings of would-be queens until one image is darted in the ear, thus choosing the regal heiress.
Long live the Queen... pip-pip, cheerios and fruity pebbles.
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