Look at this PM I got

Dear Satan,
I recently saw your guide about Historical Cities and I thought to myslfe OMG! amazing. I was lik finaly a guide thats for me. I followed everythin u wrote to a T. And let me say this. you Satan. u hve seriusly ruind my life. let me xplain...

when i noticed ur guide, i saw tht i fit the proofile to take a level 12. i was so excited. fiannly, something i hve worked up for. i started atk the 12. every single report was nuthin. I LOST ALL MY TROOPS!! i didnt do nuthin. and it was all because of u. soon aftr that, some guy cme along and colonized me becuse i lost all of my troops to ur method u stupid poop faced dumb piece of (explicative). at tht point i decided to quit my love, evony. it was so hard for me. tht night i needed liqor to dull the pain. because i got rle drunk, i decided to go out for a drive, and i got in a car accident. i broke 2 bones in my leg and my arm. i got a serious concussion as wel. and now my wife has filed for a divorce. SEE WAT U DID!? you have ruined my life. im seriusly considered hirin a lawyer to sue you. i wuld say go to hell, but your already there, so ill say forever burn in hell mother (explicative).
This might have just made my day.