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    Quote Originally Posted by DeSalvionjr View Post
    I began working on this a few months ago, I gained input from many sources in and out of the forums for the questions.. some of these sources are even permanently banished and will never see the answers first hand... I give you the first ever GREAT OPEN LETTER TO THE MODS (and anyone else who feels like doing it)
    So this open letter is specifically for anybody who is a mod, forum staff, or evony staff... but is open to anybody who wished to answer. that means you nestie!

    I used up the entire character limit for that title.

    Here is the open letter.:

    About how much spam (do you think) gets blocked each day on the forums?

    probably a lot

    About how much spam (do you think) gets past the filters each day?

    Not as much

    What kind of filter system do you think (or know) is used?

    I think Skynet manually looks at each and every post that goes through the system and accepts or deny's each

    About how many pm's do you get a day?

    probably 1

    How many unread PM's do you have in your inbox?

    none

    Who is your favorite user?

    Criplockin

    Who is your least favorite user?

    Nestersomtehing

    Are you wanted for crimes in at least 1 country? If so What and Where?

    Not that I know of

    What part of your job keeps you from interacting with the community as much as you would like?

    I don't have a job, but I do have class

    What is your 3 favorite smileys?

    ;] >:] ;P

    What are your top 3 Operating System Preferences, in order?

    Windows, Macintosh, Linux?

    Are you Sarah Palin?

    no

    Who would you be most likely to stalk?

    Crip

    Cake or Pie?

    Cake

    Pirate or Ninja?

    Ninja pirate

    Pirate, Ninja, Cake, or Pie?

    Cake

    tu hablas espanol?

    Que?

    What is your name?

    Gotti

    Does devis have a death wish? (old question by foxybunny)

    Probably

    What is your quest?

    To marry crip and have his babies duh!

    What is your favorite color?

    Not Purple

    What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    11 meters per second

    How do know so much about swallows?

    Wouldn't you like to know ;]

    Do you believe in Peace or War?

    I believe in making love not war :]

    Why are you even answering this open letter?

    crip made me

    Itunes or Winamp?

    Itunes

    Dd you know that the script to "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" is considered sacred?

    interesting...

    Why am I insane?

    Hung out with crip too much

    Why are YOU insane?

    Crip <3

    How much for the doggy in the window?

    Your first born

    Do you know the Muffin Man?

    Only heard about him

    If a Greenpeace activist sees an endangered animal eating an endangered plant, what would he do about it?

    He'd probably cry all night

    Why do banks leave their doors wide open, but then have their pens chained to the
    desks?

    duh pens are priceless

    Why does the grass look greener on the other side of the fence?

    Crip hasn't been there yet

    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    Aprox. 12 lbs an hour

    If you choke a Smurf, what color does he turn?

    Black?

    Is the glass half empty or half full?

    Half full

    What would you do for a Klondike bar?

    nothing.. I don't like them

    When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you?re staring at the carpet?

    Neh he'd just ask why

    Are you dead?

    Not until crip breaks my heart

    Why am I not a mod?

    Skynet does not approve

    Why did you kill him?

    who?

    Am I in your will? Why or why not?

    No, because haven't charmed me yet

    Why hasnt the oil spill stopped?

    It hasn't?

    When will The volcano that cant be pronounced stop erupting?

    When it meets a tornado

    Will you ever forgive the banned?

    Maybe

    Has the world ended already?

    No crip is still alive

    What Is Geoengineering And Why Is It Considered A Climate Change Solution?

    Geowhat?
    I love crip <3

    Sometimes love is not enough and the road gets tough
    I don't know why
    Keep making me laugh, Let's go get high
    The road is long, we carry on
    Try to have fun in the meantime

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    Here is the open letter.:

    About how much spam (do you think) gets blocked each day on the forums?

    We average over 50 posts/threads per day that get caught in the filter.

    About how much spam (do you think) gets past the filters each day?

    1-2 posts/threads on average.

    What kind of filter system do you think (or know) is used?

    Um....it's a VBulletin add-on. I'm not going to say which.

    About how many pm's do you get a day?

    About 20. Which is down a great deal from the average of 200 I had a few months ago.

    How many unread PM's do you have in your inbox?

    Zero. I check them about 10-20 times a day.

    Who is your favorite user?

    I decline to answer that on the grounds that it may incriminate me.

    Who is your least favorite user?

    Once again....I decline to answer that.

    Are you wanted for crimes in at least 1 country? If so What and Where?

    Nope, not anymore!

    What part of your job keeps you from interacting with the community as much as you would like?

    Um...all of it? My job actually doesn't have really anything to do with the forums, although I am fortunate to weasel an assignment or two here on occasion. The rest of the time, I'm sneaking here in my free time.


    What is your 3 favorite smileys?



    What are your top 3 Operating System Preferences, in order?

    Are you kidding?

    Are you Sarah Palin?

    Not last time I checked.

    Who would you be most likely to stalk?

    Dawnseeker. I used to semi-stalk Thalin, but he hired me which sort of ended that. Dangit. I tried to stalk Wildor, but he liked it which was rather creepy. I'm now debating stalking Boleslav, but something tells me he's right up there with Wildor on this.

    Cake or Pie?

    Pie!

    Pirate or Ninja?

    Ninja!

    Pirate, Ninja, Cake, or Pie?

    Ninjas with pie.

    tu hablas espanol?

    Si, hablo espanol.

    What is your name?

    Wow, you get personal doncha?

    Does devis have a death wish? (old question by foxybunny)

    lol I remember that.

    What is your quest?

    I seek the Holy Grail! But I'd settle for a pint of Turkey Hill brand ice cream in the flavor "Death by Chocolate" which is the most insanely good bit of mental health you've ever encountered in your life.

    What is your favorite color?

    Blue. No pink!

    What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    42

    How do know so much about swallows?

    That's another really personal question, and I'm afraid sexual discussions aren't allowed on these forums. Ahem.

    Do you believe in Peace or War?

    Believe in them? As in, do they exist? Um...ya, I think war is pretty well documented. Not like we need to send TAPS out to prove it exists, right? And since peace is the absence of war, and all good wars must come to an end, then yes, both are real. I believe! I believe!

    Why are you even answering this open letter?

    I am avoiding filing taxes.

    Itunes or Winamp?

    Neither. I use software by Creative to listen, slacker radio when I am just chilling out, and Amazon to buy MP3's.


    Dd you know that the script to "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" is considered sacred?

    Duh.

    Why am I insane?

    The doctors still haven't figured that out.

    Why are YOU insane?

    I have children. They cause insanity.

    How much for the doggy in the window?

    Which one?

    Do you know the Muffin Man?

    No, and my kids better not be taking food from strangers, either.

    If a Greenpeace activist sees an endangered animal eating an endangered plant, what would he do about it?

    Change the channel because it's too disturbing to watch.

    Why do banks leave their doors wide open, but then have their pens chained to the desks?

    Because nobody tries to steal the doors. Duh.

    Why does the grass look greener on the other side of the fence?

    It has to do with the way chlorophyll reacts with light.

    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    Absolutely.

    If you choke a Smurf, what color does he turn?

    I don't know, but I'd love to see you explain that one away when you call someone to bail you out of jail.

    Is the glass half empty or half full?

    Who the heck has been drinking out of my glass?

    What would you do for a Klondike bar?

    I'd give DeSalvionjr a custom user title that said "Insert Custom User Title Here".

    When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you?re staring at the carpet?

    I don't have a pet bird. My pet bird died almost 20 years ago. THANK YOU for bringing up such a painful topic. While you're at it, why don't you just give me a paper cut and put lemon juice on it?

    Are you dead?

    I'm not quite dead yet.

    Why am I not a mod?

    Because you only had one Klondike bar and you wasted it on a custom user title.

    Why did you kill him?

    Sigh. I knew this would come up. How much is it gonna cost me this time? Small unmarked nonsequential bills in a gym bag again, I assume?

    Am I in your will? Why or why not?

    Sure. Sure you are. Yeah, of course! That's why I don't have to pay you to shut up about the body, right?


    Why hasnt the oil spill stopped?

    Because nobody said the magic word.

    When will The volcano that cant be pronounced stop erupting?

    Which one? I can't pronounce half the bloody things.

    Will you ever forgive the banned?

    Forgive? Sure. I'm not a grudge-holding kind of person. Let them back? No. I'm also not stupid.


    Has the world ended already?

    Not last I checked, but I'm running low on coffee, so it could be imminent.

    What Is Geoengineering And Why Is It Considered A Climate Change Solution?

    Please see appendix A.

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    I started to answer these.

    Quote Originally Posted by DeSalvionjr View Post
    About how much spam (do you think) gets blocked each day on the forums?
    There's always some. We can't repel spam of that magitude!


    About how much spam (do you think) gets past the filters each day?
    Around 5 cups of spam, plus a scant two tablespoons.

    What kind of filter system do you think (or know) is used?
    A coffee filter system, as the mods stay up to the wee small hours spamswatting.

    About how many pm's do you get a day?
    Normally around 7. It's proportional to the amount of banhammer I choose to reveal the day before.

    How many unread PM's do you have in your inbox?
    Two, but there's exceptional circumstances for that. Normally I look at them immediately.

    Who is your favorite user?
    The honest answer is there are too many to choose from.

    Who is your least favorite user?
    Any ban evader. Yawn-O-Rama.

    Are you wanted for crimes in at least 1 country? If so What and Where?
    No, I'm a good boy. I do have a social security number (or equivalent) for three separate countries, which is random.

    What part of your job keeps you from interacting with the community as much as you would like?
    The 9am to 5pm part. The grading part. The lesson planning part. The after-school tutorial part. The Saturday school part. Other than that, I'm golden.

    What is your 3 favorite smileys?


    What are your top 3 Operating System Preferences, in order?
    Mac OS X, the classic Mac OS circa 1984, because that's what I used in school, and the Commodore AmigaOS, because that was my first gaming experience.

    Are you Sarah Palin?
    No, but her autobiography is on my bookcase.

    Who would you be most likely to stalk?
    My wife.

    Cake or Pie?
    Cake

    Pirate or Ninja?
    Pirate!

    Pirate, Ninja, Cake, or Pie?
    Pirate!

    tu hablas espanol?
    Si, poquito.

    What is your name?
    ... nice try.

    Does devis have a death wish? (old question by foxybunny)
    That sounds like a rhetorical question to me.

    What is your quest?
    To finally finish watching Angel.

    What is your favorite color?
    Green and Brown and Grey.

    What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
    No idea. Am I supposed to ask about African or European swallows here?

    How do know so much about swallows?
    I don't!

    Do you believe in Peace or War?
    War.

    Why are you even answering this open letter?
    I'm chillaxing.

    Itunes or Winamp?
    iTunes.

    Dd you know that the script to "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" is considered sacred?
    That's preposterous.

    Why am I insane?
    You stopped taking your meds.

    Why are YOU insane?
    You started taking my meds.

    How much for the doggy in the window?
    2 warnings and an infraction.

    Do you know the Muffin Man?
    No, but I made muffins yesterday! They were delicious!

    If a Greenpeace activist sees an endangered animal eating an endangered plant, what would he do about it?
    Give it up and go work for an investment bank.

    Why do banks leave their doors wide open, but then have their pens chained to the desks?
    Pens walk.

    I need a break now...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeSalvionjr View Post
    Here is the open letter.:

    About how much spam (do you think) gets blocked each day on the forums?
    And I'm supposed to know that how? Go ask your local spambot.

    About how much spam (do you think) gets past the filters each day?
    A few threads a day from what I see.

    What kind of filter system do you think (or know) is used?
    Derp.


    About how many pm's do you get a day?
    An average of 5. I got 25 PM's one day though.

    How many unread PM's do you have in your inbox?
    Zero.

    Who is your favorite user?
    Asmo

    Who is your least favorite user?
    DeSalvionjr

    Are you wanted for crimes in at least 1 country? If so What and Where?
    I have a death sentence on 12 systems.

    What part of your job keeps you from interacting with the community as much as you would like?
    The part that makes me need sleep.

    What is your 3 favorite smileys?


    What are your top 3 Operating System Preferences, in order?
    Windows XP, Windows 7, Windows 98

    Are you Sarah Palin?
    That'd be crip.

    Who would you be most likely to stalk?
    Every and any mod/admin/rep on these forums.

    Cake or Pie?
    Cake

    Pirate or Ninja?
    Pirate

    Pirate, Ninja, Cake, or Pie?
    CYBORG PIRATE NINJA JESUS!!!!!

    tu hablas espanol?
    Por que?

    What is your name?
    Slim Shady

    Does devis have a death wish? (old question by foxybunny)
    No, but I think he'd like to shove a lance into somebody's face.

    What is your quest?
    TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL!

    What is your favorite color?
    Blue.

    What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
    What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

    How do know so much about swallows?
    Good question.

    Do you believe in Peace or War?
    War to make peace.

    Why are you even answering this open letter?
    For teh lulz

    Itunes or Winamp?
    Both. NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!

    Did you know that the script to "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" is considered sacred?
    Yes, yes I did. But it's not as Holy as me.

    Why am I insane?
    Because the doctor dropped you on the head when you were born.

    Why are YOU insane?
    *Has a manic glint in his eyes* I WILL MURDER YOU ALL!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAA

    How much for the doggy in the window?
    1 billion dollars. Mwahahahahahahahaa

    Do you know the Muffin Man?
    Yes, he lives on Bakers Lane, and gives me free cake daily.

    If a Greenpeace activist sees an endangered animal eating an endangered plant, what would he do about it?
    He'd go hit a PETA member.

    Why do banks leave their doors wide open, but then have their pens chained to the
    desks?
    Because the pens are worth more than anything else that the bank keeps inside its doors.

    Why does the grass look greener on the other side of the fence?
    The neighbors have a good lawn company whereas I just have a goat.

    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    I SAYED DON'T PLAY IT AGAIN SIR!

    If you choke a Smurf, what color does he turn?
    Purplish green.

    Is the glass half empty or half full?
    Wait, there's something in the glass? I'm parched. *Drinks*

    What would you do for a Klondike bar?
    I'd get into a fist fight with a baby bear.

    When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're staring at the carpet?
    No, he flies over and leaves me a present.

    Are you dead?
    Not yet. But I know somebody who will be if they don't give me my moneh!

    Why am I not a mod?
    Mommi di'nt sai yoo wur speshul enuf

    Why did you kill him?
    TCWNME told me to do it.

    Am I in your will? Why or why not?
    No. Why? That's my business. GET OUT MAH HOUSE BISH!

    Why hasn't the oil spill stopped?
    BP is full of incompetent nincompoops.

    When will The volcano that can't be pronounced stop erupting?
    Whut? Leave me alone, I don't have time for this.

    Will you ever forgive the banned?
    I've already forgiven a few of them.

    Has the world ended already?
    No, but it might soon if you don't give me some candy.

    What Is Geoengineering And Why Is It Considered A Climate Change Solution?
    http://www.scientificamerican.com/ar...climate-change
    ..........
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    too lazy to answer em all...

    Cake or Pie?
    Cake

    Pirate or Ninja?
    Ninja

    Pirate, Ninja, Cake, or Pie?
    ill have a ninja cake
    Peace-War

    If i helped in any way, give me rep and leave comment if u want

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    [QUOTE=DeSalvionjr;1313543]

    About how much spam (do you think) gets blocked each day on the forums?
    SPAAMMMM does that answer this question?
    About how much spam (do you think) gets past the filters each day?
    SPAMMMMMM nuff said
    What kind of filter system do you think (or know) is used?
    Linux cuz i still dont kno what that is O_o
    About how many pm's do you get a day?
    1
    How many unread PM's do you have in your inbox?
    None i always read them
    Who is your favorite user?
    Mistress Kitti (she gives me the giggles)
    Who is your least favorite user?
    Adeptwa ( uses 2 many big words)
    Are you wanted for crimes in at least 1 country? If so What and Where?
    Next question please!
    What part of your job keeps you from interacting with the community as much as you would like?
    Nothing
    What is your 3 favorite smileys?
    and My most Favorite
    What are your top 3 Operating System Preferences, in order?
    Windows, Mac, and erruummm pass
    Are you Sarah Palin?
    Does a bear take a poop in the forest?
    Who would you be most likely to stalk?
    anyone on Off Topic
    Cake or Pie?
    Pie
    Pirate or Ninja?
    Pirate
    Pirate, Ninja, Cake, or Pie?
    Pie
    tu hablas espanol?
    Claro que s?
    What is your name?
    Geo
    Does devis have a death wish? (old question by foxybunny)
    I am DEATH!!! MUUUAAAAHHHAAAA
    What is your quest?
    To guide these poor lost souls

    What is your favorite color?
    GREEN
    What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
    what does unladen mean?
    How do know so much about swallows?
    I dont
    Do you believe in Peace or War?
    War (peace isnt real)
    Why are you even answering this open letter?
    I already answered this far into it so im finishing it!
    Itunes or Winamp?
    Itunes
    Dd you know that the script to "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" is considered sacred?
    herp a derp?
    Why am I insane?
    Cuz u tried to figure out why the forums were merged.
    Why are YOU insane?
    I sniffed too much glue in school
    How much for the doggy in the window?
    3 thousand (then il buy me an english bulldog)

    Do you know the Muffin Man?
    U mean that creep that lives in Drury Lane?
    If a Greenpeace activist sees an endangered animal eating an endangered plant, what would he do about it?
    search the poop!
    Why do banks leave their doors wide open, but then have their pens chained to the
    desks?
    Cuz I collect Pens.

    Why does the grass look greener on the other side of the fence?
    Because thats my lawn.

    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    ALL OF IT!


    If you choke a Smurf, what color does he turn?
    Mustard colored

    Is the glass half empty or half full?
    Depends does it have tequila in it?


    What would you do for a Klondike bar?
    Everything and Anything.


    Are you dead?
    Wishing i was this is taking too long!

    Why am I not a mod?
    Cuz Stone Cold Said So!!!
    Why did you kill him?
    Raven was a him?
    Am I in your will? Why or why not?
    Yup u get my Pron collection
    Why hasnt the oil spill stopped?
    It did!
    When will The volcano that cant be pronounced stop erupting?
    When mother nature gets over her menopause
    Will you ever forgive the banned?
    I believe in second chances
    Has the world ended already?
    Yup we have been downloaded into Evony and we are fighting for our lives!!!!
    Retired Dacian

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    wow... so many great responses.. will get to picking out ones for the best replies post (under the op post)
    Quote Originally Posted by jehlickam/highheels View Post
    Wish denied..

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    About how much spam (do you think) gets blocked each day on the forums?
    I'd guestimate 3000 posts

    About how much spam (do you think) gets past the filters each day?
    I'd guestimate 2700 posts

    What kind of filter system do you think (or know) is used?
    One with an extensive list of inappropriate words and phrases, as well as a sentence structural analysis routine

    About how many pm's do you get a day?
    50

    How many unread PM's do you have in your inbox?
    0

    Who is your favorite user?
    Hmm... outside of DaFallen: Shamm for Diplomacy/Eloquence, WN1_Hit for Guides/Analysis, Rota for General Assistance, and Ravenwings for Graphics. Apples and oranges to pick just one.

    Who is your least favorite user?
    There is no clear favorite.

    Are you wanted for crimes in at least 1 country? If so What and Where?
    Not yet

    What part of your job keeps you from interacting with the community as much as you would like?
    None. We are not inhibited to the extent perceived.

    What is your 3 favorite smileys?


    What are your top 3 Operating System Preferences, in order?
    XP, Win7Pro, Win98SE

    Are you Sarah Palin?
    I've never touched a real gun, so I guess not.

    Who would you be most likely to stalk?
    Stephen Hawking

    Cake or Pie?
    Boysenberry pie

    Pirate or Ninja?
    Ninjerboa

    Pirate, Ninja, Cake, or Pie?
    Oh dang... ....umph ...Ninja

    tu hablas espanol?
    No. Je parle un petite pue Francais... et ich spreche ein bischen deutche

    What is your name?
    Dancing Custard, aka DC

    Does devis have a death wish? (old question by foxybunny)
    I defer that question to Charles Bronson's estate.

    What is your quest?
    Absolute knowledge and enlightenment

    What is your favorite color?
    Royal Blue

    What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
    African or European?

    How do know so much about swallows?
    I invented them

    Do you believe in Peace or War?
    Peace... there are no winners in war

    Why are you even answering this open letter?
    Because a top member of my alliance, and good friend, just retired so I'm feeling a bit sad and need the distraction

    Itunes or Winamp?
    Sonique, then WinAMP. NEVER Itunes

    Dd you know that the script to "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" is considered sacred?
    I recall something being sacred associated with Monty Python, but it wasn't the script.

    Why am I insane?
    It beats depression

    Why are YOU insane?
    Something to do with Reading Festival 1995-1999. No-one remembers exactly.

    How much for the doggy in the window?
    More than the dog at the kill-shelter who somebody threw away

    Do you know the Muffin Man?
    The one who just foreclosed on Drury Lane?

    If a Greenpeace activist sees an endangered animal eating an endangered plant, what would he do about it?
    Resort to violence to solve/publicize the issue?

    Why do banks leave their doors wide open, but then have their pens chained to the desks?
    Doors have steel hinges to prevent thievery. I've tested it.

    Why does the grass look greener on the other side of the fence?
    Because contentment is a modern-day dirty word.

    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck... values wood

    If you choke a Smurf, what color does he turn?
    Smurple

    Is the glass half empty or half full?
    On its way to being full

    What would you do for a Klondike bar?
    Spend hard-earned money

    When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're staring at the carpet?
    He's too busy wondering why I'm in his cage.

    Are you dead?
    I have another 30 years in me yet.

    Why am I not a mod?
    All good things to those who wait. As for moderator positions... lol =P j/k

    Why did you kill him?
    He asked too many questions... like this letter.

    Am I in your will? Why or why not?
    You are not, because my Pour-Over Will distributes everything to my Revocable Living Trust, to avoid probate, whereby I leave you my dead parrot.

    Why hasn't the oil spill stopped?
    Because BP believes it won't be appropriately punished for the devastation it has caused.

    When will The volcano that cant be pronounced stop erupting?
    The one in Iceland? It stopped already, right? Old letter? If you mean Kileau - another 10,000 days.

    Will you ever forgive the banned?
    Forgive? Yes. Give another chance? History has shown we shouldn't.

    Has the world ended already?
    My watch is still working, so definitely not.

    What Is Geoengineering And Why Is It Considered A Climate Change Solution?
    Geoengineering is the creation of many NeoGeo consoles, placed in bags to replace sandbags. By using NeoGeo's instead of sand, we keep the sand where it belongs, to appease the oceans and reduce the number of butterlies flapping their wings, so we don't have another tsunami. That's what I heard, anyway.

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    About how much spam (do you think) gets blocked each day on the forums?
    I'd say 2 cans worth.

    About how much spam (do you think) gets past the filters each day?
    Depends on who's eating it.

    What kind of filter system do you think (or know) is used?
    Central Air.

    About how many pm's do you get a day?
    Usually none

    How many unread PM's do you have in your inbox?
    0

    Who is your favorite user?
    Asmo/Crushking/Miss Kitti

    Who is your least favorite user?
    I don't really have one

    Are you wanted for crimes in at least 1 country? If so What and Where?
    Yes, in just one though. I'm working on the rest.

    What part of your job keeps you from interacting with the community as much as you would like?
    My job actually helps with the interaction since I only post while at work. Its life outside my job that keeps interferring.

    What is your 3 favorite smileys?


    What are your top 3 Operating System Preferences, in order?
    The ones that do stuff when I click the mouse.

    Are you Sarah Palin?
    Since she is a woman, I would have to say no.

    Who would you be most likely to stalk?
    I can't tell you. I'm stalking them now and don't want to give it away.

    Cake or Pie?
    Cake

    Pirate or Ninja?
    Piranja

    Pirate, Ninja, Cake, or Pie?
    Piranjakie

    tu hablas espanol?
    Tu mama es un gato!

    What is your name?
    Samuel Adams

    Does devis have a death wish? (old question by foxybunny)
    I'm sure he does. My question would be, will we get to know it before he dies?

    What is your quest?
    To find the perfect bottle of rum, drink it, then find another.

    What is your favorite color?
    Blue

    What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
    Who cares? I just want to know which one will taste better after I cook it.

    How do know so much about swallows?
    I don't. but they are bird like parrots so they can't be that different.

    Do you believe in Peace or War?
    War. You cannot have peace without it.

    Why are you even answering this open letter?
    I saw others answering it and I feel the sudden urge to.

    Itunes or Winamp?
    I used to use Winamp, but switched to iTunes once I got an iPod.

    Dd you know that the script to "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" is considered sacred?
    Just because some people think its sacred doesn't mean it is. The Egyptians used to think cats were sacred.

    Why am I insane?
    Thats a question only you and yourself can answer.

    Why are YOU insane?
    I'm the only same one here. Everyone else has gone insane.

    How much for the doggy in the window?
    It depends on how much rum you are willing to supply me.

    Do you know the Muffin Man?
    Yeah, we kick it over at the Biscuits-n-Gravy shack every Friday night.

    If a Greenpeace activist sees an endangered animal eating an endangered plant, what would he do about it?
    His mind would see the paradox of helping either one, overload, and convince himself the only logical reasoning is to eat them both himself to preserve the balance.

    Why do banks leave their doors wide open, but then have their pens chained to the desks?
    Because if they had closed doors and free pens, the doors would be trampled down in everyones attempt to take the pens.

    Why does the grass look greener on the other side of the fence?
    You wouldn't put fertilizer on the grass your standing on would you?

    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    Not very much after I killed him, skinned his hide, and boiled the meat into a stew.

    If you choke a Smurf, what color does he turn?
    Flesh

    Is the glass half empty or half full?
    Who cares? If it has rum it will be empty no matter what I call it.

    What would you do for a Klondike bar?
    I prefer Butterfingers, so probably not much.

    When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're staring at the carpet?
    No, he's trying to figure out a way to escape by the time I'm down reading so I don't eat him.

    Are you dead?
    Last time I checked I was still alive. I'm due for a checkup though.

    Why am I not a mod?
    Why is a circle round?

    Why did you kill him?
    I didn't mean to kill him, he just slipped and fell onto my knife as I was holding it out.

    Am I in your will? Why or why not?
    No. I don't have a will.

    Why hasn't the oil spill stopped?
    Are you sure it should be called a spill? It's not really spilling as much as erupting from the ocean floor. Maybe it should be called an oil eruption?

    When will The volcano that cant be pronounced stop erupting?
    When it has no more love to give.

    Will you ever forgive the banned?
    Why should I? Since they're banned, they should never come back, hence no reason to forgive or even think about them.

    Has the world ended already?
    If it has, I thought there'd be more rum.

    What Is Geoengineering And Why Is It Considered A Climate Change Solution?
    Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Joker
    "I believe, whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you.....stranger."

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    ATTENTION: I am collecting questions for the second open letter for staff/mods/ and anyone who feels like answering...

    Please submit them at the following site

    http://www.google.com/moderator/#16/e=1b1cd

    Quote Originally Posted by jehlickam/highheels View Post
    Wish denied..

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