About how much spam (do you think) gets blocked each day on the forums?
A WHOLE LOT
About how much spam (do you think) gets past the filters each day?
Not too much
What kind of filter system do you think (or know) is used?
one with tiny holes ... like a colander
About how many pm's do you get a day?
PMS .. I call them love letters LOL
How many unread PM's do you have in your inbox?
None
Who is your favorite user?
Idk .. Crip (safe zone)
Who is your least favorite user?
wouldn't be nice to say
Are you wanted for crimes in at least 1 country? If so What and Where?
being too smexy ...
What part of your job keeps you from interacting with the community as much as you would like?
writing the fans of Simi
What is your 3 favorite smileys?



What are your top 3 Operating System Preferences, in order?
xp, 7, then another one
Are you Sarah Palin?
no Im too smart
Who would you be most likely to stalk?
Ghost
Cake or Pie?
Pie
Pirate or Ninja?
Ninja
Pirate, Ninja, Cake, or Pie?
Pirate
tu hablas espanol?
umm spaghetti?
What is your name?
WHAT IS YOUR NAME??!!
Does devis have a death wish? (old question by foxybunny)
probably
What is your quest?
to find the water nymph and capture her
What is your favorite color?
Teal
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Ask a sparrow not me
How do know so much about swallows?
.. b/c I swallow everytime I eat
Do you believe in Peace or War?
Yes
Why are you even answering this open letter?
b/c I am bored
Itunes or Winamp?
itunes
Dd you know that the script to "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" is considered sacred?
orly?
Why am I insane?
too many pills
Why are YOU insane?
b/c I started answering these questions
How much for the doggy in the window?
about 70$ depending how cute
Do you know the Muffin Man?
No but I heard he is your moms bf.
If a Greenpeace activist sees an endangered animal eating an endangered plant, what would he do about it?
implode
Why do banks leave their doors wide open, but then have their pens chained to the
desks?
office cut down on stationery costs
Why does the grass look greener on the other side of the fence?
because you stand with the sun behind you
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
not much .
If you choke a Smurf, what color does he turn?
A shade of grey
Is the glass half empty or half full?
It's definately ALL empty
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Idk
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're staring at the carpet?
probably
Are you dead?
Maybe I'll check
Why am I not a mod?
b/c your butt don't look good in green
Why did you kill him?
I had to
Am I in your will? Why or why not?
No ..b/c you'll die first
Why hasnt the oil spill stopped?
ask it to maybe it will
When will The volcano that cant be pronounced stop erupting?
when it feels it needs to
Will you ever forgive the banned?
probably
Has the world ended already?
Only in the movies
What Is Geoengineering And Why Is It Considered A Climate Change Solution?
*shrugs*
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