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    Here is the open letter.:

    About how much spam (do you think) gets blocked each day on the forums?
    Too many trailer tons to even count...

    About how much spam (do you think) gets past the filters each day?
    Enough for a few decent spamburgers...

    What kind of filter system do you think (or know) is used?
    I've never asked. I'd be too afraid they'd ask me to change it...!

    About how many pm's do you get a day?
    One or two, but that's because hardly anyone knows me.

    How many unread PM's do you have in your inbox?
    None. I do read them, since I get so few.

    Who is your favorite user?
    Changes daily. Today, it would be Holey. Yesterday, it would have been jannge. Who knows who it would be tomorrow?

    Who is your least favorite user?
    That also changes. But, that is only listed in my diary.

    Are you wanted for crimes in at least 1 country? If so What and Where?
    None that they've come looking for me for, yet.

    What part of your job keeps you from interacting with the community as much as you would like?
    I think it's just because I'm still learning. I tend to get better as time goes on.

    What is your 3 favorite smileys?


    What are your top 3 Operating System Preferences, in order?
    Windows, windows, windows...

    Are you Sarah Palin?
    No. I can't see Russia from my front porch...

    Who would you be most likely to stalk?
    Bill Gates. Or, my local barista.

    Cake or Pie?
    Pie. I've mentioned this.

    Pirate or Ninja?
    Pirate. Gotta go rum.

    Pirate, Ninja, Cake, or Pie?
    Pirate. Hand me gold, and I'll BUY the pie!

    tu hablas espanol?
    Un poquito, y muy, muy mal...

    What is your name?
    Oh, joy...*shrinks* Brandy.

    Does devis have a death wish? (old question by foxybunny)
    No, just extremely morbid.

    What is your quest?
    To rescue a handsome prince and win the game.

    What is your favorite color?
    Teal or Purple

    What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
    42.

    How do know so much about swallows?
    Um, I might have gotten mine mixed with terns...

    Do you believe in Peace or War?
    I believe in both, because one does need the other, no matter how badly we'd like to believe otherwise.

    Why are you even answering this open letter?
    It's something to do.

    Itunes or Winamp?
    Windows Media Player...

    Dd you know that the script to "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" is considered sacred?
    By who? Comedians?

    Why am I insane?
    I blame Monty Python.

    Why are YOU insane?
    I blame coming into the joys of quad shot mochas so late in life.

    How much for the doggy in the window?
    Depends on which one. Two bits, four bits, six bits, or a dollar.

    Do you know the Muffin Man?
    No, but I know the Hostess bakery guy. Does that count?

    If a Greenpeace activist sees an endangered animal eating an endangered plant, what would he do about it?
    The activist would probably call a genetics expert, take samples, and try to clone both.

    Why do banks leave their doors wide open, but then have their pens chained to the
    desks?
    Because stealing the pens preoccupies more thieves more often.


    Why does the grass look greener on the other side of the fence?
    Someone sprays it with a better fertilizer.


    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    He would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Chuck could chuck wood to a woodplant and make money, as well.

    If you choke a Smurf, what color does he turn?
    Gray.

    Is the glass half empty or half full?
    Does it matter? It has liquid, and someone's looking at it.

    What would you do for a Klondike bar?
    I'd go buy it myself, but I'd borrow Mark Martin's car to do so.

    When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you?re staring at the carpet?
    That depends. I don't have a pet bird.

    Are you dead?
    No, I just act like it sometimes, especially when I've got too much blood in my caffeine stream.

    Why am I not a mod?
    What are you using for bribery? Whatever it is, it isn't bacon.

    Why did you kill him?
    He wanted to see why the chicken went before him...

    Am I in your will? Why or why not?
    I haven't made one, so no, you're not in it.

    Why hasn't the oil spill stopped?
    They're still working on it.

    When will The volcano that cant be pronounced stop erupting?
    Probably when the earth decides to quit shifting and causing it to erupt.

    Will you ever forgive the banned?
    I plead the Fifth...

    Has the world ended already?
    It's ended so many times, that we're just in a state of denial that it's been over.

    What Is Geoengineering And Why Is It Considered A Climate Change Solution?
    My best guess. Geoengineering would be building with the Earth in mind, and solutions on how to balance growth in building and technology with being environmentally friendly. It would try to figure out how to cut the emission and greenhouse gasses down to levels that if you believe in the whole concepts of global warming or cooling, would heal the supposed holes in the ozone layer.
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    Special Props To Don Ezio for this!

    In war, victory. In peace, vigilance. In death, sacrifice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeSalvionjr View Post

    Here is the open letter.:

    About how much spam (do you think) gets blocked each day on the forums?
    Many spams...
    About how much spam (do you think) gets past the filters each day?
    less than many spams...
    What kind of filter system do you think (or know) is used?
    akismet?
    About how many pm's do you get a day?
    -7
    How many unread PM's do you have in your inbox?
    12
    Who is your favorite user?
    Zenrax
    Who is your least favorite user?
    DeSalvionjr
    Are you wanted for crimes in at least 1 country? If so What and Where?
    you REALLY dont want to know
    What part of your job keeps you from interacting with the community as much as you would like?
    The nuclear radiation
    What is your 3 favorite smileys?
    Incorrect grammar. Answer denied.
    What are your top 3 Operating System Preferences, in order?
    Linux, unix, max
    Are you Sarah Palin?
    not anymore
    Who would you be most likely to stalk?
    kittiana, just like everyone else in the ot.
    Cake or Pie?
    pie with vanilla frosting
    Pirate or Ninja?
    ninja pirate
    Pirate, Ninja, Cake, or Pie?
    ninja pirates armed with pie w/ vanilla frosting
    tu hablas espanol?
    nosotros gata rojo feo?
    What is your name?
    soap
    Does devis have a death wish? (old question by foxybunny)
    quite very
    What is your quest?
    I seek teh holy grail.
    What is your favorite color?
    flemming
    What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
    you know what goes here
    How do know so much about swallows?
    some witty remark about being king
    Do you believe in Peace or War?
    pieces of war
    Why are you even answering this open letter?
    I am not, you are
    Itunes or Winamp?
    both
    Dd you know that the script to "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" is considered sacred?
    only on tuesdays
    Why am I insane?
    correct
    Why are YOU insane?
    incorrect
    How much for the doggy in the window?
    7.94 USD plus tax

    Do you know the Muffin Man?
    yes, then I ate him.
    If a Greenpeace activist sees an endangered animal eating an endangered plant, what would he do about it?
    fart
    Why do banks leave their doors wide open, but then have their pens chained to the
    desks?
    remember the answer abou crimes...

    Why does the grass look greener on the other side of the fence?
    same as above

    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    700 lbs

    If you choke a Smurf, what color does he turn?
    wrinkled, they are just drawings of paper
    Is the glass half empty or half full?
    half of each

    What would you do for a Klondike bar?
    foxybunny

    When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you?re staring at the carpet?
    sometimes

    Are you dead?
    quite
    Why am I not a mod?
    because I am
    Why did you kill him?
    see answer about crimes
    Am I in your will? Why or why not?
    see above answer
    Why hasnt the oil spill stopped?
    because its still seeping
    When will The volcano that cant be pronounced stop erupting?
    it did, but it is still active
    Will you ever forgive the banned?
    no milo
    Has the world ended already?
    probably
    What Is Geoengineering And Why Is It Considered A Climate Change Solution?
    obamacare?
    that is mine...

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    About how much spam (do you think) gets blocked each day on the forums?

    On average? Well lately not a lot, but on average 50-100 spams a day.

    About how much spam (do you think) gets past the filters each day?

    Maybe ten if we're unlucky.

    What kind of filter system do you think (or know) is used?

    It's a word filter coding built into vbulletin.

    About how many pm's do you get a day?

    Depends on the day. Anywhere from 1-50

    How many unread PM's do you have in your inbox?

    Right now? 1. I purge every chance I get so people don't get bouncebacks.

    Who is your favorite user?

    Milo. Honestly I have never seen someone give up so much just to keep creating accounts to keep me busy. I mean, while the rest of us are out in real life seeing friends and family, having jobs or careers, getting an education even, he's here. Day in and day out, he's here just to remind us "I exist" *tear* It's so beautiful.

    Who is your least favorite user?

    That AbstractAngel jerk. Did you know she's a redheaded step-child? How did SHE get the position above anybody else? And her feet smell something awful. Really, she needs to clean them once in a while, honestly!

    STOP THAT *Abstract swings her ban hammer at her fianc?*

    *Ehem* No Comment...


    Are you wanted for crimes in at least 1 country? If so What and Where?

    I'll never tell *evil grin*

    What part of your job keeps you from interacting with the community as much as you would like?

    The whole working part kind of does that. When there is down time I'm on, but I am responsible for a lot, anything goes wrong, it's on me.

    What is your 3 favorite smileys?



    What are your top 3 Operating System Preferences, in order?

    Linux (various distros, but lets not get into that)
    Windows 7
    Windows XP

    Are you Sarah Palin?

    Who told you?!

    Who would you be most likely to stalk?

    Tom Green. My friend hung out with him for a while and swears he's just that way IRL or on screen. I don't buy it.

    Cake or Pie?

    Since the cake is a lie... Ice cream!

    Pirate or Ninja?

    Ninja

    Pirate, Ninja, Cake, or Pie?

    Ninja cake? My kryptonite!

    tu hablas espanol?

    no muy bien

    What is your name?

    Rachel

    Does devis have a death wish? (old question by foxybunny)

    lol Naw, he just likes to party!

    What is your quest?

    To find the master sword?

    What is your favorite color?

    Some kind of bluey green but I forget the name (no not turquoise or aqua)

    What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    Mach 5 as opposed to CPython's previous Mach 3

    How do know so much about swallows?

    No Comment

    Do you believe in Peace or War?

    I believe in peace as the higher goal, if that's what you mean.

    Why are you even answering this open letter?

    You... You went to the trouble of asking, it's only polite!

    Itunes or Winamp?

    LMAO Winamp! Oh How I remember Winamp! Neither, actually.

    Dd you know that the script to "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" is considered sacred?

    Your face is sacred

    Why am I insane?

    Your face is insane

    Why are YOU insane?

    My MSN Name is FruitfulInsanity so... Yes.

    How much for the doggy in the window?

    The one with the waggly tail? I dunno...

    Do you know the Muffin Man?

    Even if I did know, why should I trust you with this information?

    If a Greenpeace activist sees an endangered animal eating an endangered plant, what would he do about it?

    Hug a tree in horror

    Why do banks leave their doors wide open, but then have their pens chained to the
    desks?

    Have you ever worked in an office? Losing pens is ANNOYING! You buy a whole pack and it's gone withing the week!


    Why does the grass look greener on the other side of the fence?

    Because you're standing in the shade


    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?



    If you choke a Smurf, what color does he turn?

    Purple!

    Is the glass half empty or half full?

    Full

    What would you do for a Klondike bar?

    I hate Klondike bars

    When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you?re staring at the carpet?

    My bird died, so he doesn't say much these days no not really

    Are you dead?

    I certainly hope not!

    Why am I not a mod?

    Because you are awesome

    Why did you kill him?

    He looked at my man funny

    Am I in your will? Why or why not?

    No because I don't have one

    Why hasnt the oil spill stopped?

    Because you killed a kitten when you were ten

    When will The volcano that cant be pronounced stop erupting?

    When I say so

    Will you ever forgive the banned?

    We forgive, but we never forget

    Has the world ended already?

    Nope, 12:13 I here.

    What Is Geoengineering And Why Is It Considered A Climate Change Solution?

    Ask your boss

    Compliments of the wonderful Warsimi!

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    Dont forget to submit questions for the second open letter HERE


    And abstract angle, what are your favorite linux distros? ubuntu? DSL? puppy? GNU? Debian?
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    Wish denied..

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    Abstract i think you have milo mixed up with CCC
    OLETSDOIT
    Quote Originally Posted by Nesterus View Post
    criplockin doesnt have a stupid avatar thats his oletsdoit face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeSalvionjr View Post
    wow... so many great responses.. will get to picking out ones for the best replies post (under the op post)
    What happened to this? LIAR!!!!

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    Here is the open letter.:

    About how much spam (do you think) gets blocked each day on the forums?
    it's over 9000

    About how much spam (do you think) gets past the filters each day?

    Meh

    What kind of filter system do you think (or know) is used?

    Vbullet-Evo9-Skynet plugin Ver. 9-009

    About how many pm's do you get a day?

    slow day 5 busy 15

    How many unread PM's do you have in your inbox?

    20

    Who is your favorite user?

    I dont like users i like ppl who share

    Who is your least favorite user?

    Me

    Are you wanted for crimes in at least 1 country? If so What and Where?

    USA- FTA on a parking ticket that was completely uncalled for

    What part of your job keeps you from interacting with the community as much as you would like?

    The stress....

    What is your 3 favorite smileys?

    <.<
    >.>
    <.<

    What are your top 3 Operating System Preferences, in order?
    Yours, UNix, Fedora

    Are you Sarah Palin?
    Who is that?

    Who would you be most likely to stalk?
    My shadow if i couldnt pull, i would stalk Logrus

    Cake or Pie?

    I like pakie

    Pirate or Ninja?

    OK

    Pirate, Ninja, Cake, or Pie?

    Yes


    tu hablas espanol?

    Yeah spring break lets go

    What is your name?

    AUSTIN MICHAEL

    Does devis have a death wish? (old question by foxybunny)

    Who is Devis?

    What is your quest?

    You tell me yours first.

    What is your favorite color?

    WHITE

    What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
    Trick question African is 38.9mph and European is 42...

    How do know so much about swallows?

    I am friends with Rota

    Do you believe in Peace or War?

    As long as i am making money

    Why are you even answering this open letter?

    You kept asking me to do but i was mad cuz you stole one of my favorite questions then after 3 days of begging i relented to keep you quiet.

    Itunes or Winamp?

    I prefer to make my own music

    Did you know that the script to "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" is considered sacred?

    Knee KNee Nee NNEEEE

    Why am I insane?

    your not outsane yet?

    Why are YOU insane?

    Common misnomer see I am not in the "Sane" I am out of the "sane"

    How much for the doggy in the window?

    How much you got?


    Do you know the Muffin Man?

    Yeah he actually took me for like a grand at the lodge the other night playing 20/40 stud.

    If a Greenpeace activist sees an endangered animal eating an endangered plant, what would he do about it?

    Ahh ha ha Trick question. Nothing he/she would never be smart enough to know it was an endangered Plant.

    Why do banks leave their doors wide open, but then have their pens chained to the desks?

    This is all crips fault


    Why does the grass look greener on the other side of the fence?

    Because i dont water my lawn


    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    Dood Sally haz a seashore sale on seashells all you have to do is say Rubber Baby buggy Bumpers 5 times and you get a free sand dollar


    If you choke a Smurf, what color does he turn?

    THIS IS MY QUESTION SAL!!! YOU totally STOLE IT ANd you KNow IT!

    Is the glass half empty or half full?

    Oh idk i just drank it so it's empty now...


    What would you do for a Klondike bar?

    PM me For details


    When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you?re staring at the carpet?


    Not really no he says "Japengo's in teh Rum AorOOrk!"


    Are you dead?

    Negatory

    Why am I not a mod?

    You were a mod you just never showed up for work and got fired!

    Why did you kill him?

    It was back in april 19th 1992 there was a riot on the streets he was flexin on me in the intersection of OT and chesnut with a flame thrower, so i hit him with my banhammer, he died a flaming troll.

    Am I in your will? Why or why not?

    no i dont have one, cuz i can't be killed

    Why hasnt the oil spill stopped?

    it has!

    When will The volcano that cant be pronounced stop erupting?

    when you can pronounce it?

    Will you ever forgive the banned?

    yes but only if bribed in bags of cash

    Has the world ended already?

    yes many times

    What Is Geoengineering And Why Is It Considered A Climate Change Solution?

    There is no such thing and so it is not a solution, we all know that there is no such thing as problems on earth so there is no reason to solve anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by acer5200 View Post
    What happened to this? LIAR!!!!
    Lazyness... some has been added...
    Quote Originally Posted by jehlickam/highheels View Post
    Wish denied..

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    About how much spam (do you think) gets blocked each day on the forums?

    Not enough (glares at TC's random posts)

    About how much spam (do you think) gets past the filters each day?

    Too much (questionably looks at Acer's "helpful" posts

    What kind of filter system do you think (or know) is used?

    You see dawnseeker sitting in front of the pearly gates and eyeballing each post that passes through and he puts his stamp of approval on it. But every so often, he takes a nap and his hand acts of his own accord

    About how many pm's do you get a day?

    Over 9000!!!!! (srs face)

    How many unread PM's do you have in your inbox?

    Wait, you are supposed to read them? I thought they were decoration

    Who is your favorite user?

    The one that post in ninja text

    Who is your least favorite user?

    The wild nubcakes who think ninja text is offensive

    Are you wanted for crimes in at least 1 country? If so What and Where?

    *shifty eyes*
    >.>
    <.>
    I was once charged with the crime of riding a bike while deaf, but you obviously did not hear that.


    What part of your job keeps you from interacting with the community as much as you would like?

    The part of the job where I have to work for 10 hours a day.

    What is your 3 favorite smileys?

    no particular order

    What are your top 3 Operating System Preferences, in order?

    Windows 7
    Windows Xp
    Windows Vista

    Are you Sarah Palin?

    If I am, will you be Bristol Palin?

    Who would you be most likely to stalk?

    The more important question is, who would I not!

    Cake or Pie?

    Ice Cream

    Pirate or Ninja?

    Females preferably


    Pirate, Ninja, Cake, or Pie?

    Females with Ice Cream


    tu hablas espanol?

    Je ne parle pas espanol bon...

    What is your name?

    Schultz


    Does devis have a death wish? (old question by foxybunny)

    I think he is already undead, but what foxy does not know is that Devis is currently looking for a way back into life, and somehow found that blue blood is the elixir to rebirth.

    What is your quest?

    To find the Holy Wabbit


    What is your favorite color?

    Orange

    What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    European or African?

    How do know so much about swallows?

    Well, back in my day, consorting with swallows was a must in order to survive in this rigorous world that we know better as Jupiter, so... ya know?

    Do you believe in Peace or War?

    I believe in Mudkipz for the final solution to war and peace

    Why are you even answering this open letter?

    For the lulz

    Itunes or Winamp?

    I'm Deaf, thanks for making me point that out ; )

    Dd you know that the script to "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" is considered sacred?

    Did you know that you spelled Dd wrong?

    Why am I insane?

    Na you arent insane, you are just blessed with the gift of delusional sanity

    Why are YOU insane?

    Heck, its my blood to be insane

    How much for the doggy in the window?

    9.99$ plus tax


    Do you know the Muffin Man?

    He stole mah joob!

    If a Greenpeace activist sees an endangered animal eating an endangered plant, what would he do about it?

    Eat the plant while he can

    Why do banks leave their doors wide open, but then have their pens chained to their desks?

    There was a sob story when a fanatical piggy bank activist came to the bank and went to town on the bankers with the surplus of pens..... you know the rest of the story.


    Why does the grass look greener on the other side of the fence?

    Why are you staring at my lawn?

    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    Not as much as Chuck Norris

    If you choke a Smurf, what color does he turn?

    Rainbow


    Is the glass half empty or half full?

    I dont waste time thinking about that, I just drink the glass

    What would you do for a Klondike bar?

    Sing a soprano to wildor

    When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you?re staring at the carpet?

    My bird has more important matters to do, such as preening himself in the mirror to waste time on lowly mortals such as me.

    Are you dead?

    I am a ghost ain't i?

    Why am I not a mod?

    Why am I a mod, that is the question.

    Why did you kill him?

    Which one?

    Am I in your will? Why or why not?

    I put you in my will as the guy who murdered me, and i did it cuz it was fun.

    Why hasnt the oil spill stopped?

    No one has called chuck norris yet.

    When will The volcano that cant be pronounced stop erupting?

    When I go for Scotland this tuesday

    Will you ever forgive the banned?

    I have an account that is apparently banned, so I can forgive myself.
    (the banned account in question was a typo when I first came to the forums, I spelled it Ghos101 by accident, and TC brought it up a few weeks ago and It got banned by Wildor for the lulz : ))


    Has the world ended already?

    Not on my watch!

    What Is Geoengineering And Why Is It Considered A Climate Change Solution?

    No idea and no idea :/
    OH MAH GAWD I R DURMB HURP DURP


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    I answered b/c I thought it was funny not b/c I am mod LOL
    Quote Originally Posted by DeSalvionjr View Post
    About how much spam (do you think) gets blocked each day on the forums?
    A WHOLE LOT
    About how much spam (do you think) gets past the filters each day?
    Not too much
    What kind of filter system do you think (or know) is used?
    one with tiny holes ... like a colander
    About how many pm's do you get a day?
    PMS .. I call them love letters LOL
    How many unread PM's do you have in your inbox?
    None
    Who is your favorite user?
    Idk .. Crip (safe zone)
    Who is your least favorite user?
    wouldn't be nice to say
    Are you wanted for crimes in at least 1 country? If so What and Where?
    being too smexy ...
    What part of your job keeps you from interacting with the community as much as you would like?
    writing the fans of Simi
    What is your 3 favorite smileys?

    What are your top 3 Operating System Preferences, in order?
    xp, 7, then another one
    Are you Sarah Palin?
    no Im too smart
    Who would you be most likely to stalk?
    Ghost
    Cake or Pie?
    Pie
    Pirate or Ninja?
    Ninja
    Pirate, Ninja, Cake, or Pie?
    Pirate
    tu hablas espanol?
    umm spaghetti?
    What is your name?
    WHAT IS YOUR NAME??!!
    Does devis have a death wish? (old question by foxybunny)
    probably
    What is your quest?
    to find the water nymph and capture her
    What is your favorite color?
    Teal
    What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
    Ask a sparrow not me
    How do know so much about swallows?
    .. b/c I swallow everytime I eat
    Do you believe in Peace or War?
    Yes
    Why are you even answering this open letter?
    b/c I am bored
    Itunes or Winamp?
    itunes
    Dd you know that the script to "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" is considered sacred?
    orly?
    Why am I insane?
    too many pills
    Why are YOU insane?
    b/c I started answering these questions
    How much for the doggy in the window?
    about 70$ depending how cute
    Do you know the Muffin Man?
    No but I heard he is your moms bf.
    If a Greenpeace activist sees an endangered animal eating an endangered plant, what would he do about it?
    implode
    Why do banks leave their doors wide open, but then have their pens chained to the
    desks?
    office cut down on stationery costs
    Why does the grass look greener on the other side of the fence?
    because you stand with the sun behind you
    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    not much .
    If you choke a Smurf, what color does he turn?
    A shade of grey
    Is the glass half empty or half full?
    It's definately ALL empty
    What would you do for a Klondike bar?
    Idk
    When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're staring at the carpet?
    probably
    Are you dead?
    Maybe I'll check
    Why am I not a mod?
    b/c your butt don't look good in green
    Why did you kill him?
    I had to
    Am I in your will? Why or why not?
    No ..b/c you'll die first
    Why hasnt the oil spill stopped?
    ask it to maybe it will
    When will The volcano that cant be pronounced stop erupting?
    when it feels it needs to
    Will you ever forgive the banned?
    probably
    Has the world ended already?
    Only in the movies
    What Is Geoengineering And Why Is It Considered A Climate Change Solution?
    *shrugs*


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