Dear Dawnseeker,

I got a pretty nifty sweater for Kwanzaa last year. It is pink with red stripes, and it has the phrase "Foxy Grandpa" on it. Which moderator would be the best to gift this to?

Regifting FTW
Dawnseeker says:

Dear Regifting,

Asmo is the obvious answer here, but why do you feel the need to suck up to the moderators? I personally prefer 12 year old single-malt Scotch.