Dear Dawnseeker,

Have crip's babies?

If not:

How come?

kthx,

Not Pialpha.

Dear Not Pialpha,

RE: Offer of Having Crip's Babies

Sir, it is with the greatest regret that I must write to declare my inability to act as an impregnation device / portable gestator for Crip's babies. This is not only due to my inability to provide the suitable bits and bobs required to properly discharge such a responsibility, but also due to the ick factor.

Please accept my humblest apologies and this $5 coupon for Burger King by way of recompense.

~ Boleslav, acting for Dawnseeker.