Have you ever said one of the following phrases upon seeing a pair of shoes, either in a store or someone wearing them?

-"Oh my god WHO would wear those?"
-"Are they COLOURBLIND?"
-"Those went out of style round about 1978"
-"Those are so fly!"
-"Are those real alliagator skin?!?"
-"OMIGOSH I have to get those!"

Well here's the deal. In this thread, find a pic of the craziest, weirdest, or wildest shoes, and with it post a line similar to above. (Or completely different, it's your choice.)

I am curious to see what you guys will come up with.

To start:


*sniff sniff* Why does it smell like rotting fish?