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    "Hello Mr. Policeman sir, my mom is under attack. She keeps yelling. Please help."
    "OK, where is your location, who is attacking your mom and is he armed?"
    "Mom said SnoopDog116 is attacking her, with 1 full mech wave 10k catapults 30k balistas and archer fills, 20 scout bombs, 5 full archer waves and 3 cav/phract hammers. He also sent 100k transporters to loot us. We are in Saxony coordinate 225,130. 21 minutes until first wave hit".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bakakid View Post
    "Hello Mr. Policeman sir, my mom is under attack. She keeps yelling. Please help."
    "OK, where is your location, who is attacking your mom and is he armed?"
    "Mom said SnoopDog116 is attacking her, with 1 full mech wave 10k catapults 30k balistas and archer fills, 20 scout bombs, 5 full archer waves and 3 cav/phract hammers. He also sent 100k transporters to loot us. We are in Saxony coordinate 225,130. 21 minutes until first wave hit".
    "???"
    where is the joke sir???????????
    Dont watch me, watch your self

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    2 evony players walk into a bar

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    i made this up at 35k prestige

    i tried hiring a hero so fat that he took up 2 spaces. i upgraded the feasting hall and he ate more. so i upgraded it again.

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    Your momma is so fat that her ass couldn't fit in a feasting hall.

    Those who spend the money most on Evony wins most.

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    Where's the jokes? I see none.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nesterus View Post
    2 evony players walk into a bar
    OH MAH GAWD I R DURMB HURP DURP


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    Oh my

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    Well, this is a FAIL thread if I ever saw one. Closed.

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