
Originally Posted by
Bakakid
"Hello Mr. Policeman sir, my mom is under attack. She keeps yelling. Please help."
"OK, where is your location, who is attacking your mom and is he armed?"
"Mom said SnoopDog116 is attacking her, with 1 full mech wave 10k catapults 30k balistas and archer fills, 20 scout bombs, 5 full archer waves and 3 cav/phract hammers. He also sent 100k transporters to loot us. We are in Saxony coordinate 225,130. 21 minutes until first wave hit".
"???"
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