Hopefully multiple reasons why Nesterus should become the next Super Moderator

[Revoltion]

Let's get a few things out of the way right now. It's 2am, and I'm bored, so bear with me.

My first reason:

He's Nesterus

Cliche? Yes.
Predictable? Maybe.
A virgin? No.

I don't really have an argument for this. I was paid 15 cents and a night with a hooker by Nesterus to make this the first reason. I don't think I could make a legitimate reason if I tried.

My second reason:

He hates the bar

Again, no real argument for this. I hate the bar, and he agrees with me. To think the bar could be what people think of this place is just horrifying to me. I wasn't paid to do this one, but I suspect if Acer was awake I might have gotten an offer.

My 3rd reason

He'd clean up this place

Nesterus would rid this place of people he doesn't like. Tons of accounts permabanned. No hope of coming back. This place would be cleaner than Howie Mandel's hand.



My 4th reason

He may or may not make this place fun

Official stripper day? You got it.
Hang Acer on a flagpole month? I might be able to get him to do this.
Give you tips on how to suck up to the moderators? Probably not.
Meet you on Chatroulette? Trust me, you've seen him already.

My 6th reason

Because he would skip the 5th reason

My 7th reason

Ghost needs to work harder

Quite frankly, Ghost isn't pulling his share of the work around here. He sits around eating Bananas all day, and doesn't even clean up his jello cups. He goes to work, and sleeps. My god, he has so much free time that he doesn't devote to working on the forums.

My 8th reason

He has horrible tastes in girlfriends

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

Exhibit C:

My 9th reason

He doesn't play Evony

Who could be better to moderate topics about something they don't know anything about? He'd make GD bearable.

My 10th reason

He never leaves his computer

Ever.

My 11th reason

I wanted 11 reasons

Special thanks to:

Google
Nesterus
Ghost101
Howie Mandel
The internet
Logrus

[Digger Walters]

bugger it personally i got nuffin wrong with nesterus just some of his antics (plus i think id be among the first wave t say bye-bye)

[BigBlugga]

But if Nesterus becomes a moderator the moderating team would be biased and corrupt.

LOL...

[Skirata]

I'm not sure what to think...

[RMH94]

I'm not sure what to think...

Just hate it, you hate everything else.

[Skirata]

Just hate it, you hate everything else.

It's a possibility.

[brownchocolate]

[RMH94]

He has horrible tastes in girlfriends

Exhibit A:

lmao......

[o0miza0o]

At least this made me laugh.. =p

[GarytheBanana]

Exhibit B:


Special thanks to:

Google
Nesterus
Ghost101
Howie Mandel
The internet
Logrus

I resent that remark, I likes the ladies and I don't think Nesterus is a lady.

and if you are going to post my pic you could have at least thanked me in your special thanks to section LOL