Props for tryin' jazz it up. Gotta say though, those are lame. Someone actually suggested that we should all take it upon ourselves to remember all these obscure weapons, in order? The numbers are already clean, short, simple, and informative. One quick glance, and we know how long the server's been up and which features to expect. Doing this for the sake of "coolness?" Coolness won't make it easier to differentiate between Flamberge and Vambrace, god forbid those names should ever actually be used.

Maybe the time spent on this... would be better spent on issues that affect game-play, like the general bugginess we all deal with, or all the hundreds of in-game typos, both of which have been steadily increasing my risk of aneurysm for months.